Oh, I want this! Where can I get one?
Well, unless I tie my foreskin up and poke about 20 holes thru it, then I can’t help you. And I’ll just be straight up, that shit aint gonna happen anyway.
What happened to driving nails through your cock? I would have loved to see it after you were done!
That’s what I’m saying. I’m trying to break those embarassing habits.
Ok, it’s your cock… I’ll love it anyway…
Hey suckitall! How’s your birthday going? I hope you’re having a good one…
So far its been good. Except when i was walking to my mailbox i fell in a ditch.
I hope you’re ok? Did you get anything good in the mail?
Umm my cousin sent me A Trojan Vibrator. Idk why she did that
Lol! That makes it a good birthday in my book!
Lol where’s fred?
I dunno, I think he’s still in the shower.
Well i have to go my new bf Garrett is taking me out. I might lose my virginity
Don’t worry, if anybody finds it, they’ll surely send it back to you.
Are you a guy or a girl?
Suckitall, meet my foxy French female lover Grenouille…
oh wow so wait ur a lesbian Grenouille
She is only half lesbian, like myself… She’s intensely protective, so unless you want both of us up you’re ass I’d tread lightly. I’m being nice because it’s your birthday, but you’re not making it easy…
I just ask. But wouldn’t that hurt if you both went in my ass?
That was the point…
Ouch that would be one bloody asshole. Is fred still in the shower or has he came out of the closet?
If he’s in the closet, it’s only because he’s getting your birthday present ready…
Hey babe meet me upstairs in 10mins alright i have a surprise for you. Love ya
Oh hi Garett what an unbelievable coincidence! Let me guess, that surprise of yours is a chainsaw? Please, tell me it’s a fucking chainsaw.
Hahahaha!! Ok Grenouille, Im officially in love with you. I profess it here and now, you are my awe inspiring mistress of sick pleasures. I bow before you in servitude!
Oh wow I almost missed that. You shouldn’t encourage my twisted instincts, you know, Pandora’s box, all that… Sorry, I have to go masturbating while dressed as Julius Caesar, catch you later.
KELTA.ROSE, As a SEX TOY??? Or to water your Bush?? Fred use it to LUB his Ass……