kelta rose and fred are the same guy
I saw that coming :3
Well, seeing as to how we have different IP addresses… Oh, fuck it your a moron…
oii kelta rose how comes u have ur own picture whereas no one else has
@ A5SK1CK- I went to wordpress and created an account so that I can have an account with Gravatar also, there you can upload photos that will become your profile picture for epicfail…
I just have a Gravatar account but this email is not registered there
Punish a kid for practicing safe sex…
If it were the son he’d be getting rewarded
How about punishing a KID for having sex? If you can’t afford to pay your own rent, pay utilities, and feed yourself, you should not be having sex at all. Wait til you get out of your mother’s house, then do what you want.
jesus what a fun childhood you must have had
That’s what Mommy and Daddy are for. Paying my way. Just foot the bill and STFU.
Thats more like an arrogance fail.
yeah seriously, wtf? ground a kid for having a condom? Thats just telling him to never have a condom for “just in case” so he just ends up getting some girl pregnant. Then whats his mom going to do? Ground him for not using a condom?
What about a used condom casually dropped on the floor after the fireworks?
So yell at him for having safe sex instead. Still fail on the mom. But the text was pretty good, I’ll give her that much atleast.
You’re a tolerant one. If my kid was to leave a used condom on the floor, I would make him eat it. If you’re old enough to use a rubber, you’re old enough to keep your room clean.
I agree with the whole safe sex issue, but Grenouille has this one… That kid should keep their room clean, it’s called a trash can and in my house there is one in almost every room.
I just took a shit on my laptop and then slammed it shut. Epicfail.com owes me a eight-hundred dollars.
Looks like we’re just gonna have to put up with the cutesy text messaging shit.
lol ur so fnny! g2g lmao
KELTA.ROSE, I came into your room and found a Rubber Glove cover with SHIT and I seen XIMANEZ on all four’s on the floor with a big smile on his face..
Well, he asked for it… Next time knock and you wont have to see stuff like that.
2lolo actually mentioned me!!! I can die happy…. In what fantasy world does 2lolo, Kelta, and I live in the same home? (Btw Kelta, we’re running low on lunch meat. 2lolo used it all during one of his gay orgies. Can you get some on your way home?)
Yeah, sure I already have to get peanut butter so Pineapple will continue to give up that sweet doggy lovin…
2lolo also asked if you could hit up the electronics store…. He needs his caps lock button replaced.
Alright… The pharmacy called and his enemas are on back order again. Looks like his shitty attitude is going to continue for a while.
Shit covered gloves are a common sight at my house, actually. I personally don’t use gloves, I think they make it “weird”, but my mom uses them. Whatever.
Hey! At least she isn’t going to be a grandmother. Fuck! XD
Blondes are okay, I guess. Got any naked pics of yourself that I can have?
WELL EXCUSE ME? U cannot ground me for that!!
more like parenting fail. kid gets grounded for having a condom? what, does the mother WANT him to get a girl pregnant? i mean, its not like i approve of kids having sex, but if they’re gonna do it they should be able to do it safely. just saying.
you all must be teenagers and not understand. if you want your kids not to do something you punish them. yes they will probly still do it, but they will think twice before they do so. if not you are not doing your job right. congradulating them on practicing safe sex isnt a good idea cause then they think its ok as long as they have a condom. which is pretty much saying go ahead and bang the town i dont care. if they are 18 its one thing but this is probly someone around 15-16 or younger. and at that age they are not ready for that kind of relationship.
Ahaha, yeaaaah, teens will fuck with everyone in town, they’re so stupid, so irresponsible, they can’t control themselves, blablabla. If you treat someone like a child, don’t wonder why they act like it.
Being 17 I agree with you. We learn from our mistakes. that’s how we grow as people. My sister used birth control and still got pregnant at 16.it was responsible though that he used a condom, but that doesn’t make the act itself okay. If You’re in a long term relationship i can see but lets face it people do stupid things. I’m glad that the mom let him know that while hes in HER house he has to go by her rules.
it didn’t say it was a USED condom. It could very well have still been wrapped. My brothers, sister and I pulled all kinds of crap and pranks on our parents when we were younger and this was so not out of the realm of what we would do. As a mom now, I would MUCH rather find out that my kid is being safe than him coming home and telling me I’m gonna be a grandma.
all these comment postings are a fail. namely because anyone with half a brain can tell that’s a frakking fake text message! almost every god damn text message on that site is fake! you bunch of stupids! arguing about safe sex. and parenting fail. for who? the imaginary people this so called text involves?
I walk in your closet, and this what i see 17 dildoes vibrating
I feel the tickling feeling in my pussy
And im not afraid to show it, show it , show it
Your slutty and you know it
I walk in your closet and this is what i see 17 dildoes vibrating I feel the tickling feeling in my puss And im not afraid to show it show it show it
your slutty and we know it
Do you have a dildo?
No but i got one today. And didnt want it so i put it in my closet
Why don’t you want it?
Idk. It makes me feel ashamed of myself
Well, I could use it on you. Would you feel ashamed then?
How does having a dildo collection make you slutty? Now, if you had walked in the closet and found a gang bang going on, yeah, I would totally get it.
Dildos are a girls best friend because if you don’t know how to please yourself, how the fuck do expect someone else to be able to please you?
“Do you have a dildo?”
“No but i got one today.”
If I corrected all the little things she did wrong I’d be here forever…
Well i just dont like them. I threw it away last night. Sorry if im not like a normal woman.
“Them”? How many did you have?
See! I keep catching you in lies. First it’s no dildos, then it’s one, and now I find that you’ve been fooling around on me with multiple partners.
Your not like any ‘woman’ because you’re a little girl…
I dont have any. Fred let me ask you this How many do you have? Kelta im a woman who doesn’t like dildoes.
Well, I’ve never considered getting a dildo because I have a COCK!
you’re gonna feel stupid if there’s an emergency and your dick falls off and you have no back up!