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kelta rose and fred are the same guy.
You mad bro?
he mad
aah you must be the turbo nerds who sit on these forums. arent u creeped out by ur friend who holds pointless conversations with himself to impress these sub-human barbarians? you prob still think kelta rose is a real life fat girl that fred might, in some odd parallel universe, have a chance with.
yeah but, you mad.
Oh! So here we go! A little boy that’s pissed cause he can’t score, so he’s gonna have to prove himself in front of everybody here by having a dick contest with somebody! And it appears that it’s yours truly. Can’t quite get away with that shit at school I guess. Not when you have to consider getting your ass kicked all over the playground, huh?
Well, let’s get it on Mister…uh…what the fuck is it? THE FUCKIN BEAST! My God that’s a scary fucking name! Surely a big man with a bad ass name like THE FUCKIN BEAST has a MONSTER COCK! There’s no way I can compete with a big MONSTER COCK like THE FUCKIN BEAST! And not “A” FUCKIN BEAST mind you, but “THE” FUCKIN BEAST.
Why don’t you go ahead and tell us just how big that MONSTER COCK of yours is Mister THE FUCKIN BEAST? Tell us about yourself Mister THE FUCKIN BEAST. How old are you? 17?
i think my work here is done =)
@ suckingthebeast- “aah you must be the turbo nerds who sit on these forums” (Isn’t that what you’re doing?)
“arent u creeped out by ur friend who holds pointless conversations with himself to impress these sub-human barbarians?” (You claim in your name that you are the beast, and you’re calling these fine gentleman ‘sub-human’?)
“you prob still think kelta rose is a real life fat girl that fred might, in some odd parallel universe, have a chance with.” (It doesn’t take a parallel universe, he’s already got me in this one, cant you read?)
“i think my work here is done =)” (Repeating yourself over and over on every picture to get your point across isn’t ‘work’ by any stretch of the imagination. You must not be old enough to know what real ‘work’ is.)
I hope we understand that replying to his comments is giving him exactly what he’s trying to get out of this sharade right? Stop giving him attention…he will go away.
Yeah, I know but I’v got nothing better to do with my time…
Marston’s right. He now feels that he’s accomplished something and is recruiting material for Al Qaeda. Maybe he’ll join them and go marry an Afgani goat beast woman in the Himilayan foothills. He, obviously, can’t do much other than take little name-calling stabs. Maybe someday he’ll develop enough intellect to talk more gooder shit.
DAMN FRED!!! CHILL OUT!!!!! So what if you and KELTA.ROSE are the same person.. KELTA.ROSE is just your inner self.. And outer self too when your sell your ass on the streets……..
But she gets to have all the fun.
The dog doesn’t look like he’s guilty, he looks like he doesn’t give a fuck.
He looks like he doesn’t want to get the shit beat out of him…
It looks to me like the face that he has to work with can only emit a wadded-up-confused-ugly-cute expression. Maybe if he had a real unfolded face to work with we might be able to kinda decypher how he feels. IDK.
Kelta* Well I doubt if mr “hmmmm…?” has -beating the shit out of anything- potential (plus I’m not buying that “when my girlfriend gets home” shit either).
Fred* Check not his face but body stance, spread out right next to the “evidence” and the master can go fuck himself for all he cares.
Hahaha Lymbe! True, true…
Awwww that’s so cute!! NOW GET THE NEWSPAPER AND BEAT HIS ASS!!!
He peed on it!
Don´t get it.
they don’t have kids so the dog take the place…
lol kill joy
Ahah Americans!
birthplace of atom bomb. now STFU!
NICKY NO NAME Was there RAPING that Dog….. FUZZZ Came from Nicky Ass……
I like that idea. He would be a giant teddy bear, but with one eye missing, and a scary grin. And a full set of knives in his pocket belly.
Dear KELTA.ROSE
Thank you for your “ASS to MOUTH” last night….. Next time used an ENEMA before we do it, Please…..
OR… @2lolo you could try not sucking the froth off of a dildo next time. Maybe you could also grow up and enema yourself. Or did you mean this some other way?
THAT’S GOOD ADVICE THANKS BRO
Dog, “That’s what you get when you leave me alone for so long, punk.”
My dog does the same exact thing, both of them do! lol Wiener dog will turn her face away from trash or something you show her and my dog Rosco will sit there with his ears bent back like Otto was lol