You sure thats not a dead cat?
Now I just don’t get this nasty shit. I really wish someone would explain what this is all about.
@Fred: What? A dead cat? – Well the term cat usually refers to the species Felis silvestris catus, a small carnivorous mammal, kept as a pet in many cultures around the world.
Uhmmm… and “dead” means that it isn’t alive anymore… you know… Sad but true. But maybe it’s in Cat Heaven now…
Thanks. At least now I’m in the “know”.
But if I decide to get one like this guy, do they keep a pile of dead cats at the beauty salon, or do I have to drive around, get one off the side of the road and bring it in to them?
You can use those you got off the side of the road. But dry em first, else things could get nasty after a while.
Or tasty! Smoked cats taste like bacon. So I heard. Somewhere. Erm.
Will do, but it doesn’t appear that this guy followed your procedure.
Grenouille, what does your “cat” taste like? Has it been “smoked”? If you need it “smoked” I can “smoke” it for ya.
You ain’t putting no fire to my pussy you sicko! (I’m practicing my loosen English)
Oh, that reminded me of those disturbing but talented japanese girls smoking with their vagina.
Oh, you mean Thai girls smoking cigarettes with their vadges?
Ah they were Thai? My bad. Could’ve been a Japanese idea though.
Yeah. The Thais probably got it from the Japanese.
I smoked a cat once. Got pretty damn high…
Well, call me a fahionista but judging from his outfit this guy’s clearly a bum… maybe a street musician looking for some new guitar strings…
Well, he has quite a lot of street cred, doesn’t he?
Could be a catskin cap. Maybe he keeps his stash in there. Or his comb?
Wearing crocs is like getting blown by a guy, feels great until you look down and realise you’re a fag.
^Hahaha! Well put, well put.
@POOPR, Sorry your…. I think it was FRED HAIRY
ASS-O made into a wig……….
Could be. My ass would make a nice wig. Lots of HAIRY ASS HAIR!
I wonder whats in his hair. A rat?
What’s in your hair? A dick? Ha! Ha!
No. A ponytail holder
Well, that’s nice.
How are you today?
Good just got done swimming.
Hi Macy! I have to admit that I’m begining to like those down-to-earth answers of yours. Oh, and don’t worry if you heard some noise in your street last night, it was only Fred retrieving your b-day dildo in the trash!
Its probably stuck somewhere in his ass.
Sssshh! She’ll want it back! I was going to use it on you, Kelta or Macy.
Did you have on your bikini while swimming, Macy? Or were you nude?
No fred i dont want it back. And please dont use it on me i dont want Hepatitis .
I had a bikini on
I’ll wash it off first. Lick it off after.
What color? Was it a thong?
No thanks. Where did Grenouille go?
Post a picture of your camel toe.
It was a regular bikini. Had it was pink camouflage
Sorry, I got caught up with an experiment involving a cigarette and a pussy. So, how does it feel to be 26 + one day?
Mmm! I like pink.
Is the elastic loose enough to get a finger under?
Good. How did your experiment go?
Grenouille, make a video of that experiment and post it.
I’ll have to put out the fire first.
Wait are you referring to a cat or ur vagina?
Well, which one would be the craziest? Let’s preserve the ambiguity one that one. Did you swin in the sea or in a pool?
I swim in a pool. And burning your puss is the craziest thing a woman can do. You are a brave woman
Mh if I had to define myself in a few words, that’s definitely not what I’d use. Hey, let’s try this. If I asked you to choose three words that define you, what would it be? Yeah, I love boring games.
Umm boring ugly chick…. thats how i feel. Oh shit nooo!
That’s harsh. Eat some chocolate, or some ice-cream. Or type “ugly” in EF search bar, that usually helps me nursing my ego. Want a hug? I promise I won’t bite.
Wanna suck a dick? I promise I won’t grab the back of your head and ram it down your throat.
Is there a cosmological law which implicate that if I’m being nicer, you have to be meaner, in order to maintain equilibrium in the universe or something?
Well, Stacy is being mean to me, so I’m being mean to her.
Grenouille, you’ve been nice to me. You’re sweet. Gracy is mean.
Now that’s really mature of you! Let’s unravel this dispute. Macy, Fred here feels like you’ve been mean to him. How do you feel about this?
No, you can’t kill the messenger. Put down that hammer.
She don’t like me any more.
Macy, elle s’appelle Macy, elle est folle de lui,
C’est un garçon pas comme les autres, et elle l’aime, c’est pas sa faute!
Même si elle sait, qu’il ne l’aimera jamaiiiiis!
Well, I still like you Fred, even with nails in your crooked cock.
DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE! I’M SCARED!
I’m going to do something REALLY STUPID! Like, like, eat cheese with tomato sauce! Or, or, listen to Rebecca Black all night! DON’T MAKE ME DO THIS!
Nah. I’m going to bed.
Sorry. I got knocked off the net again.
Im back. Fred my bf has change my life. Just because i dont say im horney doesnt mean anything. I like you as a friend. And Grenouille is this better i describe myself as funny crazy woman.
Mh, missed an opportunity to shut up, again.
actually the way he grew it is how real rastafarians grow it. its not put in, in a neat fashion but just grows and locks and mats naturally. in the caribbean they call the big matted part a “big jank”
Now i have no friends on here.