Pamela Anderson Fail133
By jason in Celeb Fail on June 2, 2012
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I’ll still hit that!!!
First and YIKES!!!! So many fails here!
still hit her…
With the back of my pimp hand.
crunchy bitch
I don’t see it she was an ugly fucting bitch then and she’s an ugly bitch now
yh I’ve seen hotter bitches at school
sure she’s older, but that’s just a bad pic, she’s still very doable
Father Time is a bastard! Eventually he kicks everyone’s ass.
hmm just back from googling, not sure if many bad pics of her on the net or she’s just not hot anymore
fail for googling Pamela Anderson
How is that a fail…
Saying you wouldn’t do her is a blatant admission of butt piracy.
She bleaches her pubes too.
and the hairs on her arse crack
Did you ever notice the older they get, the more they go with that, “I GOTTA FUCKING GET LAID!” look?
Mh, to me these eyes and teeth are more “I’M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR SCROTUM!”
…and you women have been known to do just that. I just read an article a couple of weeks ago about a woman ripping off her boyfriends balls because he broke up with her.
I, also, saw a video of various women punch a guy in the balls, and they all seemed to really be enjoying themselves.
I think girls should be required to go into anger management classes upon reaching puberty…and stay in them for life.
What the… How dare you… I’M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE NUTS!
See? Maybe it’s just innate.
Maybe female circumcision would make you more demure.
Hysterectomies, maybe?
HE!HE!HE! I’m really enjoying this!
Maybe. I’ll gladly join an anger management group. We’ll talk all day long about smashed balls, circumcision, which best soup you can make with grated scrotum. The most experienced ones will teach the amateurs. And then at night, we’ll go on a rampage, tearing balls off everywhere we pass.
Still enjoying it?
Well, not as much as I was.
But then you’ve not seen the amateur gynecology kit I’ve put together.
All women are crazy. Many people have noticed this throughout time. They made a word for it. “Hysteria”.
Go back to sleep Sigmund.
the only time i kicked my ex in the nuts was when i found out he cheated on me… four times. other then that never have done it…
Rub one out.
I agree with sigmund
Yeah yeah, bitches be crazy, blame the hyster, fucking uterus. Totally proven throughout History, wars were started and led by women, most serial killers were women, and nowadays, most of the gruesome crimes and murders are committed by women.
Can’t live with them, can’t live without them, woe woe are men.
Now don’t go gettin’ your panties in a wad.
Ahaha another expression learnt today, and a funny one, thank you. Oh, and I was not upset, just talking shit like usual.
I thought as much. That’s why I kept talking shit.
How are you today?
All good, except that fucking headache that doesn’t want to go away. Could be because of my latest sleepless nights. And you, how are you?
Pretty good, thanks. I’ve been drinking too much coffee and that’s been keeping me awake, but I’ve been getting a lot done. Getting ready for fall term. Taking a break this term.
Oh, well, I usually say “you’ll get plenty of sleep when you’re dead”. So if I’m not mistaken that means you’re still a student. Hehehe the question would be, what do you study… Well, if there are no sexology universities in the USA either, I’d say gynecology. Yes, I’m being nosy, you have the right to kick me in the ovaries.
Ahem…
(ass 2 mouth school)
I AM 2LOLO
Well, I’m taking Computer Information Systems, right now. Just for my own benefit. I doubt it will benefit any future employer. I work for myself in various capacities.
Well, if Grenouille is a willing student, then you know I’m in.
She seems like the kind of chick who likes to try new things.
YES YOU ARE. AND WE ALMOST LOVE YOU FOR THAT.
Okay, curiosity satisfied, much obliged. I’d like being my own boss and employee I think, but that won’t happen. Oh well, as long as I have a job, I won’t complain. And you 2lolo, how are you today?
Oh I can’t complain. Nobody listens.
Huh, that caps lock abuse could be symptomatic of the inferiority complex you build, making you fear that no one ever listens to, or even hears you… Interesting… Lie on the sofa, and tell me about your mother please…
Well let’s see, my mom is about 5’2″, 130lbs, brunette, about a 34C cup size… she used to be way hotter before she had me… divorced 3 times… has a restraining order against me…. uh let’s see what else…
Grenouille, with that socialist system you have, don’t you get good pensions and benefits?
Okay, nothing out of the ordinary here.
…@2lolo…you’re a fuckwit…
Is that your professional analysis, Fred?
Ahaha “socialist”, yeah right. But yes, I’m glad I was born here, our welfare state may be flawed, but they’re still lots of benefits and guaranties. Mh maybe that was not your point.
And I’m always eager for new experiences, yup.
Yes, it is. In my profession of fucking around and not doing shit for years, you can’t expect me not to know at least something about psychiatry.
I’m glad we had this talk.
When I was living in Thailand I talked with a few Frenchies. They seemed to do okay. You answered to my point.
HA! “I’m glad we had this talk.” Sounding all professional and shit.
Are you in that profession too, 2lolo?
Aw you lived there? How was it? I’ve been fascinated with Asia, and particularly South-Est Asia since high-school, but I never had or took the opportunity to go there. Nobody around me shared my interests, and I was afraid to go alone. I’m going to Vietnam in 10 days now, but Thailand is definitely on my to-go list. Sorry, that was mylife.com
The profession of what now? Lazing about, being sort of a dick to people? Yes. Yes, that is my profession.
Thailand must have been a blast, actually. I’d love to go there.
The Thais are lovely people. When the children smile at you it’s like your in Oz or something. The people are very friendly. I can’t understand why someone would want to do something offensive while there or say anything offensive about them.
Mh, good thing that I didn’t do my “yay 2lolo, let’s go together and rape a few dogs and kids”.
There is something about the asian people who suffered wars, massacres and genocides. Sounds like a cliché, but I’m not sure it’s wrong for all that.
The biggest problem, I think, people have when they go and stay for an extended time in another country is their difficulty in accepting that this country has it’s own culture and ways of conduct in all matters. All countries have their darkside, also. Thailand is no exception. I admit somethings there are confusing.
Sorry, but I have to go out for a while. Talk later.
Hehehe, it’s hard not to judge, be shocked, and react in a way conform to your own culture when you’re confronted with foreign ways of thinking and living, beside those dark sides you mentioned. But that’s also the most rewarding thing about living and traveling abroad, to learn how to relativize your own experience and thoughts.
I wonder what Pamela would say about that.
Later.
I worked on ships for several years and spent a lot of time in South America & the islands, Med. & western Europe, but never got a contract in Asia. I always wanted to go. There’s a lot of work over there if you’re in the right industry. Were you working there, Fred?
He said he had to go, you dweeby twerp.
Fred told me that insult, and I finally got to use it, thanks 2lolo.
MKAY THANKS YOU TOO
Sorry.
To answer your question, “2lolo”, I was working for a company that built assembly lines for factories. I did alot of work in Mexico and all over the U.S. I went to Thailand to see my wife. Her mother was dying of cancer and she had been taking care of her. While I was there I got wind that my comany was going out of business, which I had been expecting. I had been prepared to stay for a few months and just got talked into staying for a while longer. Well, the “while longer” wound up being 5.5 years.
So you got permanent resident status there, I take it. Do you still?
I did, but I don’t think it would still be effective if I went back. I would probably have to start the process over. You have to have about 800,000 baht($25k) in a bank over there. I guess that’s to show that your contributing to the economy. It takes a year of going every 6 months to their embassy and then once a year to get VISA renewed. It helps to be married to a Thai. Otherwise you would have to go every month unless you’re working for a company and they would get you one for a year.
Wow, that’s surprising considering you only need 10k in your account to become Canadian. Everything else sounds the same though.
Well, when I first got there in 2000 it was only $10,000. Right before I left they changed it to $25,000. I don’t know what that was all about. With the economy like it is they may have changed it back to $10. I believe I’m correct to say that their money is backed by the US dollar, so their currency loses when the US’s does.
I meant $10K.
So where do you live now?- if you don’t mind me asking, that is.
Damn 2lol you really mellowed out since you first joined
I’m in Alabama now, but as soon as I finish school I’m outta here. I can’t play these Good Ol’ Boy politics here in the South. I’m the type that has to stay moving anyway. I’m dabbling a bit in writing and I’ll see where that leads also.
You guys have a lot of time in your hands… Am I the only person that’s always busy?
I’m just jealous that I don’t have much time to relax. I left my house at 7am and I just got home and I gotta get up early today again
Anyone there? Fred, kelta, lymbe? I’ll be even willing to talk to you 2lolo… Anybody?..
Oh well… Buenas noches people
Well, Mara, do like I do, work really well one day and then take a month off. See, you fuck around and have to milk a job for a long time.
GOOD NIGHT, MARA!
one hell of a public convo
@Fred, where in Thailand were you. I’m enjoying Phuket at the moment. I’m retiring here for sure, I love this place, everything about it. Retirement visa @50 years old here, permanent resident from then on, and the property here and cost of living is awesome.
Ian, I lived and worked about half of my time there in Bangkok and some in Nakhan Sawan where My wife was from. I lived for a short time in Bang Saen near Pattaya.
How old are you Fred?
I’m 48 and the older I get the more I love those little sexy Puerto Rican tits and asses.
Love the silence that followed that revelation. I had to ruin it.
She’s hot for me. She’s just shy about it.
That actually scared me. *_*
STILL FUCKABLE.
@2nd pic she looks like a deer caught in the headlights.
FRED why don’t you show her the right way to do
“ASS 2 MOUTH”…….
Well, I could do that. Sure.
She UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGLLLLLLYYYYYY!!!!!!
I’d still do her.
I’d still do your grandmother. She’s hot.
I’D DO MY OWN GRANDMA
Who the hell don’t do their own grandmother? That’s what they’re for.
I’M PRETTY SURE I’M MY OWN GRANDPA ANYWAY
Don’t go screwing my head up with those temporal paradoxes.
nothing temporal about it, you marry an old lady with a daughter, your dad marries the daughter, then you effectively become your own grandpa without any sign of incest.
That kinda takes the fun outta incest, though.
just helping you see that it’s not a temporal paradox
Hep C is a bitch, isn’t it?
Fred, I’m pretty sure most women can’t go to anger management classes until they graduate all the men who are completing their domestic abuse sentencea.
Yeah, well, that is the conventional way of thinking, isn’t it? Especially after Gloria?
Ay! Que chingados??
You can see the breast implant scars and all. I hate plastic bitches!
She has been smelling dead fish or something.
Are you talking about yourself? Cause you should probably wash your twat and you wouldn’t be smelling dead fish…
Stop it, she’s going to cry.
Who needs a tongue bath?
Well, I just got out of the jacuzzi, but I could use a tongue bath!
I could use a jacuzzi.
And you Kelta, how was your day?
It’s been good! It’s hot and humid here, and it sucks! But the Jacuzzi, an awesome steak dinners and company at the end of the day is always good!
Kelta fuck you. Fat ass stinky pussy fuck face.
Those rancid Tats don’t look so cool now………
Now I’m convinced that the zombie apocalypse is upon us!!!
she was hotter before the tit job
yes
she’s almost 50 years old. I’d like to see what the OP looks like in 35 years when he’s the same age.
DAMN PAM, WHUT HAPPENED?
I’d still kick her back doors in.
Time is a bad fucker.
I’d Still hit it!!
how dare she get older!
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On second thought, I think I’ll go fuck a chick half my age.
Sorry Pam.
Love,
Tommy
She went out of style just like barbed wire arm bands.