Popstar Fail

jake posted on June 8, 2012 at 5:24 am

just another gay kid in suburbia with a dream of being a horrible, horrible star…i suggest sticking to what your good at like school and firing your video director

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disguy posted on June 8, 2012 at 5:26 am

only sex this fatty is getting is from justin bieber at one of his concerts. Fags the whole lot of them

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Ximenez posted on June 8, 2012 at 5:27 am

I wanna get hiiiiiigh
I don’t care if everyone at school makes fun of me.
I wanna get hiiiiiigh
On that piece of yard on the side of the house that no one ever uuuuuusess!
I wanna get hiiiiiigh
My best friends are prepubescent ugly fat girls!
I wanna get hiiiiiigh
I ironically put my sweat pants on so I don’t sweat putting people pants ooooohohohoooooon!
I wanna get hiiiiiigh
And eat pizza rolls they’re so awesome why do pizza bagels even exissssssssst?
I wanna get hiiiiiigh
Because rhyming is overrrrateeeeeeeeed.
I wanna get high!!

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Fred posted on June 8, 2012 at 5:46 am
Had to hide in the alley to do that shit cause his father, mother, sister, and brother would have beat his ass if they’d caught him doing it in the house.
me posted on June 8, 2012 at 6:34 am
I taught he was high but then he said he wants to get high
Lymbe posted on June 8, 2012 at 9:37 am
I taught I taw a puttycat.
me posted on June 8, 2012 at 11:33 am
i taught i saw a tweety bird
Ximenez posted on June 8, 2012 at 1:50 pm
I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason why side yard exists. It’s the smoking chamber.
Mao posted on June 8, 2012 at 4:27 pm
He is the species us Northern Irelanders like to call the “Gay Steek” or “Geek” if you will, they are a rare kind and usually hide in remote places, an endangered species who have an average maternity of 15 years cause that’s when they kill themselves. From this video we see one near the end of its life, posting this video will most likely speed up its death as its predator: “White (gangsta but not really) Steeks” will soon hunt it down and feed of its misery. We can tell that it is of the Steek species as it wears jogging bottoms it everyday life even though they should only be used in physical activity and the other factor is that it lives in a bad neighborhood. We can tell, it’s gay due to its singing and haircut. This particular “Geek” won’t live more than 6 months as it is probably bullied that it is fat and now will have more ridicule after, all we can say for now is that keep an eye on the news for any suicidal teens!
This is Mao, reporting for the Discovery Channel!
me posted on June 9, 2012 at 4:25 am
materinty for 15 year? they are pregnant for 15 years?

OhmygodIhasaboner posted on June 8, 2012 at 5:33 am

fat – check
faggotness – check
lack of talent – check
makes you want to hit him – check

its fat justin beiber!

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kill joy posted on June 8, 2012 at 9:01 am
WTF was that…???…???
iris posted on June 9, 2012 at 9:06 am
)funnier than the video

Failboy posted on June 8, 2012 at 6:27 am

This guy really has talent. Now only he needs to focus on losing weight, manning the fuck up and singing.

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that dude posted on June 8, 2012 at 9:42 am

…….what just happened??

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kill joy posted on June 10, 2012 at 10:30 am
you gust got abused by this kid.

bendie posted on June 8, 2012 at 9:54 am

sounds like Nicki Minaj, nice job!

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@CageisKing posted on June 8, 2012 at 11:08 am

this has to be a joke… he was playing… right? please tell me he wasn’t serious!!! lmao

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Kim posted on June 8, 2012 at 11:26 am
That’s what I was thinking too! I almost feel bad for that kid… he’s going to be teased and tormented even more than he probably already is!
RippyMcSlams posted on June 8, 2012 at 1:56 pm
yeah I have a hard time believing this guy was serious. the way he’s looking through the grass and the ridiculous dancing and posing is just too silly. has to be a joke. in which case he actually did a pretty good job of acting like a real life psycho loser.