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Bunch of overpriced crap, if you ask me. I can get the same rope & duct tape at Home Depot for about half the price. It even comes in bright colors.
2lolo……you are not funny. Ever.
Says the guy named after a ballsack.
2lolo is schizophrenically hilarious! I come on here specifically to read his (and others) comments.
By the way 2lolo, I love the new pic, it’s fitting…
Thanks, same to you.
Yes I agree keep up the good work 2lo… WAIT A MINUTE. YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT PICTURE. YOU’RE NOT THE REAL 2LOLO!!! WTF
Haha! I’ve been meaning to say something about that. He’ll have to go back to that shitty surfing picture if he wants to keep up the charade.
And I couldn’t get “2lolo’s” pic to make any sense for a while. Finally figured it out. It’s Kanye.
It’s really not much of a charade at this point, Fred. I think of it as trolling, plain & simple. Except that instead of trolling in the typical sense, ie. what 2lolo is known for, I’m trolling HIM specifically. By becoming part of the conversation, by being nice to you, Kelta, Ximenez, et al, I’m damaging him to his very soul. And that, well, that’s enough for me. Because let’s face it, he’s a douche. And he deserves it.
There is an obvious difference between the two 2lolos, and I have to say that I have personally enjoyed the charade of 2lolo being trolled.
Haha! I agree, “2lolo”. And for a while there it did seem that he would cease completely, but as I figured, he seemed to sulk for a bit and then came back with a vengence.
Yeah, he’s back, but I like how he really has no idea what to do about being trolled. And it’s so fun to make him reply to himself, I have to admit, that’s just really really fun.
For a while, I was thinking that mocking him would be effective, but everyone just thought that I went crazy. It would have been hilarious to me if he never picked up on it but took offense to it like I’m guessing he thinks we take offense to his one-dimensional comments. It would be like a 2lolo-off.
Oh, I enjoy it. I think everybody does.
He did get pissed at you, Ximenez, at one point. I thought he was gonna start on you like he did me. I started getting real pissy with him and he got all bent for a while.
He thinks you are an ass-o because you ripped his heart into pieces. He’s so fragile.
I bet that’s Nicky no name
Well, I really have to take the blame for all between he and I. He didn’t even address me until I started picking on him, then he and I had a routine of back and forth yah-yahing at one another. Then I started acting like I was really pissed and then he really did get pissed. So, I guess I’m supposed to still go out and get my ass kicked or something. I don’t know, but it all kinda blew over and we’re back to the yah-yah shit.
Some guy named derp and you+are=you’re. I’ve seen his avatar match 2lolos in a few older posts… it could be two different people but I don’t think so.
I always wanted to know how that started! I just thought that it never had a beginning, kinda like the universe.
Lol. It’s gotta be Nicky no caca because if you’ve noticed he disappears for weeks and the fake 2lolo manifests, but when Nicky no caca resurfaces then the fake 2lolo fades away. Either way he’s still annoying
Nicky No Shit. I like that.
But u gotta say it in Spanish. It sounds more insulting.
I assure you, I’m not Nicky. He’ll come back eventually and clear all this up for us.
Hey, Some people are in to some twisted shit.
It´s called “Grapedistrict”… The “G” is just behind the sign…. FAIL!
You missed the joke.
It’s not a fail if you’re removing the letters.
From the wine bottles, it clearly should be grapedistrict.
yep, the g is just hidden behind the sign.
Idk that is Wierd I always heard this is where quagmire takes girls to get roofied
YOU MEAN IS NOT REAL RAPE STORE? I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
I thought the ‘G’ was hidden behind all the pubes and flappy lips
This just proves that people are running out of things that are actually funny to put on this site.
Then go elsewhere, because you’re not funny.
But I’m funny aint I?
You have your moments of brilliance, just like we all do….
*Sniff* Yes. I do. *Sniff*
Why do people without a sense of humour come to sites like this?
Lame – Grapedistrict is a wine shop in Amsterdam – as pointed out the g is covered by the roadsign – I’ve submitted stuff much better than this – why does it never get posted?
There is no breaks on the rape train
To KELTA.ROSE “aka” FRED, That’s me Surfing.. You dumb Fool..
At the RAPE DISTRICT, you can find FRED “aka” KELTA.ROSE on SUNDAYS For A FREE “ASS2MOUTH”….. Only on Sundays..
Well, you have suckitall as a pseudonym, why can’t I have Kelta?
I bet thats where 2lolo and Ximenez go to fuck.
Well, that’s where you are wrong. 2lolo and I hit up the rape district for nic nacs and gizmos. Then we brake through one of your windows and….. well, you know the rest.
Suckitall, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I know the rest you leave my house then 2lolo performs his ass to mouth theory. And you fucktards get caught by the cops and go to jail to be someones bitch.
Ximenez shut your fucking mouth. I will kick your ass. 2lolo im shove the chloroform up your ass. Macy dont listen to them. They are fucking faggots.
Oh, you must be Garrett.
I guessed that because your username is Garrett.
garrett, I have just one question….
does this rag smell like chloroform?
Dude you’re a gay fuck. Yes my name is Garrett. I am Macy’s soon to be Husband. Fucking retard.
Way to not discriminate 2lolo!
So garrett, does Lacy suckitall? Is she good? How’s that virgin twat? Still a hymen in there?
We are getting married next week. Im so happy
I am accepting of all genders, races, religions, ages (including children), etc. A2M Alum, right here.
I would ask you to sniff it, Kelta, but you might be a bit too sharp for the old “does this rag smell like chloroform” routine.
Kelta is that business to know if shes good. If it is she is great. She lost her virginity last week. Cant wait for the wedding
Yeah, last time you asked me that I couldn’t sit for a week… On second thought, let me see that…
Garrett, that didn’t make any sense… PLEASE do not have children with her, that would be a triple fail considering you’re her brother…
Garret, I’m going to kick YOUR ass. I’m sure that Suckitall’s pussy is waaaay nicer than your dad’s b-hole. A nice change of pace for you. Besides, you can’t marry your own dad!
Well i have some business to get to. Bye
Well bye. I have to make wedding plans. And kelta your pic is fucking scary.
We arent related. Ximenez i dare you to fight me. I will fucking kick the shit out of you.
OOOOOHHHH, an internet fight! Are you two going to caps lock it out??
Move aside, Kelta. GARRET, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A BEAT DOWN OF A LIFETIME. HOW DARE YOU SAY THOSE THINGS TO ME? I TAKE FRIVOLOUS STATEMENTS VERY SERIOUS, YOU BAG OF DICKS! Oh, and I never said that I was related to you.
Everything considered Xim, I think if you hit garrett you will be hitting Stacy… Just watchin your back hun…
Ximenez at least i have a dick. I never said i was fucking related to you. Oh and you dont know where i live. And i would beat the fuck out of you. I would kick you so hard in the nuts that they will come out if your mouth.
Kelta, I think you’re right. Suckitall and Garret both seem to not understand the concept of sarcasm. They are also both lacking in the logic department.
Now I don’t understand why I was not invited to this little get-together.
Is nobody gonna offer to kick my ass?
When and where is the wedding?
Next time, Fred…. next time. The wedding is on February 30, 2013 at Atlantis. I want to say you’re on the guest list, so are both 2lolos.
I hope they’re gonna have lots of good booze! I plan on puking on the wedding cake!
I just don’t understand how Suckitall can do me like this. What have I done to deserve this?
I always bring my own just in case there isn’t. It’s going to be one of those cock-shaped cakes that’s been on this site a few times. A throwup-covered cock is nothing new to suckitall; she really sucks it all!
What kinda job does Garrett the Ferret do anyway? Pick carrots?
Remember when suckitall first came here, talking about having sex with bitches and whatnot? It was a dude at first. Then, at some point, switched genders.
Yeah. I’ve been suspecting that this is another of those type deals.
Yeah, I remember. I don’t think too much about it though. I’ve known that he/she is full of shit and I think most people are aware of it. I think more people like fucking with her/him rather than calling her/him out just for the sake of entertainment.
Well, garrett’s not going to be happy on their wedding night.
So, suckitall ain’t givin’ up the stank until the wedding night? Now, that’s another reason I’d never marry a “chick” without testing the water. I might wind up with a live-in Chick with a Dick.
Not to mention, Gacy just met Garrett like two weeks ago… Who get married after 2 weeks? I bet this is one of those 72hour Brittany Spears type marriages…
None of you are going to the wedding. And we knew each other for 2 years . We have been dating for 3weeks. And she doesnt have a dick. I have some morning sex to get to. See ya.
May your wedding night be blessed with a druken car crash.
Fess up Garrett. Since you and Suckitall are one and the same you’ve known each other for all of your lives. Or, at least, from the time she made you up. What is that? About three weeks?
jesus garret, if you try any harder your pubes might just sprout early.
Garrett will get his pubes via mail order.
Macy and I are not getting on this for a while. We are not the same person. Have a good fucking life
Why would we be the same person. You guys are fucking retarded.
YAY! We succeeded in getting rid of them! Who’s up for an orgy?!?
oh so you mean there isn’t going to be a beating? durn.
Heresies!!!
DID SOMEONE SAY GAY ORGY
I MEAN ORGY
You guys are fucking disgusting. Who would have a orgy with you kelta?
Rippy, what kind of weddings do you go to? Beatings?
I go to gypsy weddings so I can find good bareknuckle boxing matches and 12 year old ladies to share my trailer with
and someone’s going to marry this guy? haha. good luck.
Its very true she sucked a dog dick too
Bitch you gave me warts on my cock. Guys you better get checked.
Kelta is a fat fucking whore. She came to my house last night. It was strange i didnt know her and she started sucking my cock. After that we fucked all night. Then 4 of my friends came over to help move my furniture around and she fucked all of them while i left. Fucking fat ass whore.
Sincerely, Mike.
Its true but her pussy stinks bad. She suck everyones dick. Even the dogs dick. .