Car Key Fail44
By jason in Technology Fail on June 13, 2012
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YOU’RE FUCKED NOW
THANKS FUCKFACE
All caps rage reserved for the 28th of this month.
was it made in china
Probaly LOL
at least it wasnt a clean break,or flush break.you probably can still get the piece out.you just better have a backup.
this happened to me once…I was very far away from the spare key
That has happened to me.
It’s a fail because he is homeless. That’s his only key.
That has happened to me . It sucked
I thought you were leaving the site for a while?
Yeah! Where’s Ferret?
They must be fucking and trying to make little retards so they have a legitimate reason for getting married after only 3 weeks…
I think the fags Ducktail and Ferret are waiting for Prop 8 to pass so they can legally get married.
Fred, I have long shared your suspicions about me and Suckitall being the same person.
@Vic- They are the same person so prop 8 is out. I’m sure no one is going to stand in the way of an autosexual marring themselves (in a mental institution).
What law will allow someone to marry themselves?
Well, 2lolo, I also suspect that 2lolo is female also. So…am I confusing myself?
What law forbids it?
Plus, if you are marrying yourself then why not go all out and be the minister too? And if the minister approves, then it must be ok!
I don’t trust me. I’d probably end up taking half my shit and then I would never be able to see my 100% me kids. I’m such a stupid whore.
Well, if I marry myself, do I have all the rights that gay/straight people have?
when you beat off would it then be domestic abuse?
Only if its one-sided and undesired on behalf of the offended. Like one hand stopping the other hand from masturbating/fondling, for example.
Only if I don’t have foreplay before and cuddle with myself afterwards.
What if the hand starts to scratch rigorously against the penis or start to squeeze with excessive force. Is that domestic abuse?
You’d be an inconsiderate asshole not to.
No, that’s sexual abuse. Domestic abuse is when you punch yourself for mouthing off at you or when you slap yourself for making your eggs too runny.
Mhmmm, I see.
Well, I guess I’d have to conclude that “Garrett” could break his key off in the “lock” and it would just be like water off a duck’s back.
and then he would threaten to beat up the duck
I didnt say that he did.
You are the same person, so technically you said it…
you guys having your honeymoon here then?
I didn’t say that. And we are not the same person. You guys are fucking retarded assholes.
You tell Ferrit I’m gonna kick his ass.
And you keep coming back to us… So doesn’t that make you a retarted asshole too?
I like to squirt epoxy glue into the lock and break a key off in the hole before it hardens.
Who unlocks their car with the key anymore? I guess I’m a spoiled whore with remote clickers.
I always just bash the window in and hotwire it. Fuck keys.
They didn’t get one from the dealership. Remember. Used cars lose them.
FRED,, You know better than that!!!! Very first time you seen my COCK . Is when I was pissing…… You been beging me to let you suck my 9 inch cock!!!
And by 9 inch cock, you actually mean 9 inch clitoris. We all now know that you’re a big, fat, hairy, 65 year old bitch that enjoys watching babies stretch vadges out of shape.