I’m doing ok, dog.
Mr. Bean )
What in the fuck?!
I call fake.
I call mentally challenged owner.
i say it’s win beacouse it looks like my wife.
oh rlly :3
THAT’S my DOG PINEAPPLE!!!!! After Nicky No Name RAPE him!!!! Now Pineapple is GAY!!!!
DANM YOU NICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PINEAPPLE HAS ME IN A HEADLOCK AND I CAN’T GET OUT
HIS BREATH STINKS SO BAD SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME
Is that what all those self-defense videos are for? Does he pull your hair for real?
THERE’S NO VIDEOS FOR DOG HEADLOCKS GODDAMMIT HE LOOKS HARMLESS BUT HE’S REALLY STRONG
HURRY HE’S HUMPING MY MOUTH
OK I LOOKED ALL OVER THE INTERNET AND THE BEST RECIPE I CAN FIND FOR CARAMEL FLAN USES CONDENSED MILK IN PLACE FOR MOST OF THE MILK THAT’S REQUIRED IN THE RECIPE. IT MAKES IT MUCH CREAMIER… I HOPE THIS HELPS…. JUST REMEMBER TO STAY CALM!!
XIMENEZ YOU ASS-O!!!
Mace the little Groucho Marx looking fucker.
I had a shitty day, thanx for asking dawg..
Could I offer you a vaginal massage?
Yeah Fred, you asshole!
How about a nice relaxing tongue bath britishgirl?
Apparently it’s an asshole massage she’s hankerin’ for. She’s just weird. And freaky.
Big fail if people can get your address from his dog tag moron.
yeah? how’s that working out for you so far?
Doing alright dog and yourself?
Now…if that doesn’t put a smile on your face you are dead.
Lou WhatsamattawitU??? Dat is you, right Lou???