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dude. this is the most hilarious resume in the history of anything. if a racst saw this shit they’d be like “FUCKING TOLD YOU SO” god damn this dude nailed every steriotype- I’m a little suspicious that someone put this up as a joke. theres no way some one is that much of a steriotype. ya feel me niggiz?
and also, FIRST.
sure man… that was suspicious..
To be honest, Vodevil, some people really are that stereotypical. In same cases, because of such honesty, they get hired. But in other cases, like this, the company will not hire them because of lack of education and the “skills” they possess.
It’s “stereotype,” not “steriotype.” And after reading your post along with a few others, have to say this picture is the most fool proof way to tell if someone is stupid. If you don’t know this is a joke immediately… there’s no way around it. You are an idiot. And come on, you have never seen the word “stereo” in your life?
This is obviously a joke you fuckin retards, like are you that stupid? lol.
Its really racist.
lol that was funny
THATS A WIN nigga call ill hire your black ass i need 6 of those things
as what … toilet cleaners … or clowns for personal entertaining ?
Lol, irony is wasted on the ef editors
You are a third-generation loaf-pincher.
You make me wan go rent “Roots” an play dat sumbitch backwards so it have a happy ending, nomesane?
So….I like spelling this out: THIS “RESUME” IS A JOKE. HE WROTE THIS BEING FARCICAL.
Can I point out that this individual is Canadian and not Uhmerican?
There is no way that this is serious. This is either a joke, or he was required to post a resume/apply for a job by his family, unemployment agency, or some other entity.
Dear Kelta.Rose
I want to thank you for last night. I had a good time…
Your welcome?
Whoops, that was actually a dream. In my dream you made peach cobbler, then peed on it, then I ate it. Wait, no that was real.
Except it wasn’t peach cobbler, it was a tub of expired cottage cheese. And it wasn’t you who peed on it, it was me.
But it was pretty good, so thanks.
what is a “crazy dougie”?
lol “dougie” is a dance
The Dougie is a dance. Just google it. Kind of stupid, kind cute, all unnecessary.
dougie means a fresh(hip/cool) style
@drew- you are possibly the dumbest person to comment so far
I sure hope this was a joke. Although in today’s times, it wouldn’t surprise me if this was real. Either way, still FUNNY! =D
come on. you really can’t tell?
Nope.
pop quiz. how do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Hey! I got skills in drawing. I want to make a career out of it. Well, guess what, you wannabe gangster! All I had to do was go to school, graduate with a proper education, and not steal or do drugs. I learned how to draw upon my own free will and now guess what, I’m making something of myself while someone else pays for it. LMAO!
This dude was hired immediately!!! Ironically, irony is the new black… he’s a barista now.
He now writes Lil Wayne’s songs
Typical high school student from DeKalb County, Georgia.
where is he applying?
I would get him a job right away for 17$ per hour
He seems like the perfect Best Buy hire considering some of the aholes that I’ve encountered working there.
It’s either very poor taste in humor, or the most honest resume ever written. Kudos on your drive, young man. Also, have you tried rolling a blunt in the rain? that shit ain’t no joke…
To whoever thinks this is real…. please don’t reproduce. Ever.
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Is this Nigga still looking for work? I need somebody who can roll my blunts in the rain.
Damn, We can work Together..!
You are Funny and talented!
theres gangsters in Canada?
Obviously a joke! It should be “joke resume WIN”
But it makes a good point, apparently potential employers are seeing more and more resumes that contain txt lingo, slang, basic spelling and grammar errors etc. if you’re that desperate for a job at least make your resume look like it was done by a sober adult with complete mental faculties, as opposed to a drunk monkey using a cellphone to text its buddies! Lol
hez gut to beez to overquilified for da job