I guess she plans on having someone else wipe her ass for the next two weeks.
Damn no Handy-J’s for her man
I dunno… could be kinda hot. You know, if she sticks a scissor down the hole, maybe that would be hot.
you like sharp fingers in your butt? not suprised….
This is a fail. The ‘scissors’ and the head aren’t even made up of real nails.
Chalk another one up to the site owner than are losing their perception on the difference between a ‘Win’ and a ‘Fail’.
dude finger nails…. -_- smh
so if they had grown their fingernails out for like 10 years just to carve them into Edward Scissorhands crap that they could wear for a few days at best…that’s a win?
i just think its funny he thought they meant wood nails
I…no…I’ll let someone else explain it
Good luck wiping your ass!
It always comes down to that, doesn’t it?
Unless she gets one of those sticks you shove a wad of toilet paper on…yes…yes it does! Lol
You know that should be our standard farewell. Seems kinda appropriate somehow:
“Take it easy, dude. Be careful.”
“Yeah, good luck wiping your ass.”
Hahaha I’d say that just about covers it all! Good idea!
Well, I mean, it just seems like a good metaphor for all final verdicts, ya know? Then again, I’m buzzed. Hair of the dog.
Just down whatever you’re drinking! You will forget all about the hangover!
Well I’ve downed as much coffee as I can stand so it’s either eat something or start diggin’ around under the sink for the emergency stash.