Ha! A timeless story.
KELTA.ROSE, A book about us………. I told you everyone thinks your a HO……..
A) It’s a movie.
B) I don’t give a shit about what everyone thinks.
C) I ate some hot chicken wings and forgot to wash my hands before I took a wiz and now my junk is on fire. I got it on my balls too.
D) I finally have something new with Haylie Duff in it that I can masturbate to. Bye Bye, Napoleon Dynamite.
F) When I was little I pushed my grandma down the back porch steps and blamed it on the dog.
G) Porn is hilarious when you put it on high speed. Comedies for snails.
H) Sometimes I put saran wrap on the toilet in public restrooms just for shits and giggles.
i) the dot over the “i” is called a tittle.
9) “Trouser Chili” is not as good as it sounds
L) They have square watermelons in Japan.
) Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and did not wash their hands.
Great, Thanks B&B… Now all I’m going to be thinking about when I shake hands with a guy is weather or not he recently masturbated. I’m always gonna be horney now…
Okay, what does the weather have to do with masturbating and why should I wash my hands after I masturbate. I wash before. What the fuck do you people expect?
About 95% of my coworkers are men, so I’d say my chances of that happening are quadrupled. Yeah, that is pretty fucking hot. Excuse me for a moment, I’m going to go shake hands with my partners and fantasize for a bit….
win is a win.