Epic Swimsuit Fail

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People Fail

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  1. This guys lost a dare, and hes taking it like a man. Look at those uncaring eyes. The nonchalant way he holds his cigarette.

    Yes!

    1. If he didn’t care and this was just a bet, WTF is he waxed within an inch of his life? There are supermodels that aren’t that smooth.

    1. Definitely! But if you’re gonna rock one of these, you need to commit like this guy. Wax your junk before you grace the beaches please.

    2. @XAXAXXA, Keep on wishing, You never will suck on my 9 inch. Cock…….. Well only if you can SWALLOW my 9 inch Cock, as good as
      KELTA.ROSE can.. I’ll think about it….

    1. @2lolo. is that YOU? DANM!! Might want too WAIGHT for AFTER THE SEX CHANGE TO SUCK BALLS AND PUT IT IN PAPA SMURG ASS-O. LEAV THE ROOM FOR YOU MOM… DINGBAT!!

    2. MY BIAN FREEZE COME FROM SEXY VIDEO. VIDEO OF BABY ACOMING OUT OF WOMEN!! YOU MAD CUZ I NEVER SEEN ONE? WORNG!!! I GO ON YOUR YOUTUBE AND SEE ALL KINDS OF PUSSY BUT NOT YOU ASS-O! BEST WAY TO SPEND SATURDAY IS WHEN GOOGLE 2LOLO!!!

    3. I’ve been afraid of that shit. That’s why I’ve not watched any of those birthing videos.

  2. @FRED, NO is NO FRED!!!!!!!!!!! You will never Suck my Cock!!!!!!!!! My Cock is for my girlfriend, KELTA.ROSE and you MOM……….

  3. A question… why does everyone seem to be “out to get” 2lolo? I took a jab at 2lolo just to “join the crowd” without any malice intended. Doesn’t 2lolo deserve love too or did I hit my head somewhere, lost all rational thought, and now I don’t know what’s going on?

    1. I wouldn’t say he’s in on it, but I wouldn’t say he’s not either. He never seems butt-hurt by anything we say, but he never seems to go away. It’s a strange mutual relationship he has with a select few people on this website. I, for one, wouldn’t like this site as much if he decided to leave it but it doesn’t mean I like him or respect him.

    2. The thing you gotta understand about me is that I’m batshit crazy. One day I’m your friend, the next day I’m stapling my balls to the side of your face.

    3. I think he’s alright, but not alright in the sense that I think he’s alright. I would love him, but I can’t learn to love someone until I learn to love myself first, and for that I hate him. He seems intricate and passionate, but he’s equally insipid and predictable that I can’t help but read his comments with anticipation and disappointment. He’s developed a new poetic device that alludes to so much profound thought that it makes you abandon all forms of literal perception, so much so that thinking suddenly becomes an afterthought. He is nothing but he is everything.

    4. That was pretty gay, but not as gay as half the comments you post on here, guy that imitates the worst person on this site.

    5. It’s really because of him, Fred, and now you and a few others that I keep hanging around. It’s a lot of fun to just say the stupidest shit you can think of and have people interact with you on an equally stupid level. Some of the shit you say has me in tears.

    6. Ok. Good answers, all. Sometimes it’s the comments that make a site worth visiting and you guys are pretty wacky so I guess I’ll have to contribute more to various abuses that take place.

    7. To me, 2lolo is like a horrible, gorey car wreck- you know its gonna be really bad, but you just can’t help but look.

    1. I find that it helps to think of the Cat 4/5 field as a slinky. While the other Cats flow along in a soomth paceline, the Cat 4/5 field proceeds in fits and stops. One minute, you are putting the hammer down just to preserve you place while the field speeds up down the road, and the next, you are laying into both brakes to avoid the slowdown in front of you which has occurred for no discernable reason whatsoever. If crashing out is your preferred method of abandoning, these unexplained and unexpected changes of pace offer ample opportunity. Going over the bars and landing on your face is always a crowd-pleaser. Out west here, this is known as a “Tijuana Lip Slide.”

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