nice collections of dildos!
you cant type “first” before “nice collections of dildos!”… guess fat kids cant type fast ether
^^ being first FAIL
First bitches, so suck my cock!
Never mind, the Internet freaks were quicker!
The thing about this person is that they love cock, evidently.
Wow! Kelta broke out the collection on this fucker, didn’t she?
This does seem like her work, I agree.
I’ll bet forensics will show that longsword in the middle has her prints on it.
If this was really Kelta.Rose’s dildos then we would find one shaped like a fist and another one shaped like a horse penis. And plus, I don’t see them encrusted with puss and crabs so they can not be that little dirty cunt’s dildos.
They must be Jerry Sandusky’s dildos.
I hate to say it but DeadlyFuckup is right, this isn’t my work, I much prefer bologna on the paint on a hot day or bleaching the grass on the front lawn. This is a sad waste of perfectly good dildos.
Damn! I thought for sure I had this case solved.
how much do dildos cost anyway? seems like a rather expensive “prank”. funny, but expensive.
I did something similar to a friend’s car once, but just cut out all the dicks from a porn mag and taped them on there. much cheaper.
and no it was not a gay porn mag thank you very much.
You fucking liar! You got ‘em from a gay porn mag! Hahaha!
it wasn’t even mine either. who the hell buys porn magazines anymore with the internet?
Uh…point taken. I gotta start making CDs. My HD is full.
also a helpful hint. it’s good to put a bunch of smaller stuff all towards the front of the car, because then you can put the worst thing hanging from the rear license plate where they don’t see it, but everyone driving behind them will.
Cheapies are like $10
i was just thinking the same thing… dildos (decent ones) run about $50+ and ones with special things cost more… so they just wasted a bunch of money… or this is fake. not sure.
it’s obvious the dildos belong to the woman who owns the car and was caught cheating by her husband. She’s getting tossed and so is her collection.
@FRED, I see you driving your car again…….
Could’ve been worse, she could’ve smeared her period blood all over his interior.
if i’m the owner of the car, i would probably give they’s dildos to the homeless people !
This is 2lolos car. Funny thing is he did it himself.
He caught himself cheating on himself.
Delayed reaction ^ (warning owner of said comment may have mental retardation)