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Those aren’t “paramedics” you fucking dipshit.
They appear to be those people that like to kick you when you’re down. I suspect they were ex-wives in disguise.
Oh. Well then why didn’t they steal his wallet?
They had already taken that.
Oh. So they just came back for whatever was left of his dignity, then.
I’m not sure they’ve cut off his dick yet. But, rest assured, that’s on their to-do list.
OMFG!! Hilarious. So true about women. They are evil monsters.
@DeadlyCocksucker- You only think that because you are obviously homosexual.
Oh man.
@FRED Don’t you turn your back at me!!! DAMN!!!!!! How many TITS you have???
@FRED, Did your Doctor Cut your Cock off yet??? Ask him to cut your back Tits off first…
@FRED, WHY DON’T YOU RESPOND TO MY INCOMPREHENSIBLE RAMBLINGS???
@FRED. Do Your Remember Talking to The Doctor about making yyou PENIS in two a VAGINA???? YOU take you pants OFF too show Doctor and He JUMPED back AGINSED THE WALL!!!! THEN he started TALKING BOUT CUTTING OFF YOU wee-wee CAUSE IT TWO BIG!!!! TO BIG FOR A MAKE VAGINA???? HUH???? YOUR REMEMBER???? YOU FUCKIN’ REMEMBER????!!!!! huh?
FRED can’t remember anything…….
That is NOT a Paramedic or EMT, that is likely a X games staff member. Medics/emts would not have touched the bike as it wasn’t in the way of treating the patient. EMS folks are underpaid, unappreciated, and get little recognition for the life-saving work they do. Love this website, but please remove the Paramedic tag on it. It isn’t accurate and an insult to EMS folks.