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  1. it looks like he was going back to pick it up for him what a softie! lol this isn’t a sportsmanship fail its a TOUGH GUY FAIL .

    1. Yes! Then atleast I will be wet enough for this damn towel that Towlie just brought me…stupid towel always high and shit!

    2. BLESS YOUR HEART!!!! NASTY OLD TOWEL!!!! MR TONGUE CAN GET IN THOSE HARD TO REACH CREVICES BETTER, ANYWAY!!!!

    3. But before you pertrude into any of my orafices, you must ask Kelta.Rose. She made me swear to save myself for her when she bought her last “playthings”, i dont really know what that meant, but yeah. >.>

    4. No problem. You ladies just let me know when you need lapping off. Make sure Kelta goes easy on you with that new Jaws of Life “toy” she’s bought.

    5. @The Cake Is A Lie- Have fun! I’ll get to you soon enough and you will LOVE my playthings, they are amazing!
      @2lolotroll2FredSpock- You’re obviously having an identity crisis. Nonetheless, It would be an awesome idea for the three of us to get together and indulge in tongue bath!

    6. Where im FROM… it costume to take many TONGUE BATH. SOAK IN COW AND LAMB TONGUE EVERY YEAR TO RELEASE EVIL SPIRIIT OF OOLILYAH AND START YEAR ANEW. KELTA FILL WITH BAD SPIRIT… FRED TASTE OOLILYAH and can’t get BAD TASTE OF EVIL SPIRIT out his mouth when he give her TONGE BATH.

    7. YES.. I HAVE CUSTOM MADE BATH FOR YEARLY COSTUME. Very GOOD MOONMAN! Great for HOTTUB and for drain of PIG BLOOD. GOOD FOR BOTHA AT THE SAME TIME TO.

    8. You bathe in pig blood? Well at least we know you are not a muslim slimebag so you get points for that.

    1. He sure did! I paid him for a wonderful tongue bath! Who knew his tongue was so smooth? Just fantastic!

    2. Nope, he started but i guess he couldnt finish…he kinda just got up and screamed “2LOLOOOOOOOOOO!” and ran out the room…was kinda odd.

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