Family Photo Fail27
By jason in People Fail on July 10, 2012
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That poor girl, set your dreams high!
One time at BAND CAMP I’m get BUTT-FUCK by EVERY guy in the whole BAND!!
Just a father sending a message out to her future boyfriends. Mess with my daughter and I will cut you to pieces.
Lumber Jack has some fucking feelings. Hopefully they dont involve chain-sawing kid’s legs off
Should have used more intimidating. He would have to chase after me with that. I could run to my can and then run him down. he needs a gun, flamethrower, or bomb and carry the chainsaw on his back in case he was close enough or ran out of bullets.
I have to say I agree. The most terrifying weapon is the flame thrower, however the most effective weapon is a bow. When used properly it is silent and lethal, not to mention untraceable.
Either way, this is a good Dad in my book!
@kelta.rose, If you are saying a flame thrower is silent and untraceable, then you are wrong because it makes a lot of noise and will leave a trail of where the accelerant was projected from.
A bow; Hardly silent, but more quiet than a gun. But still, if you ever went hunting with a bow then you know that even the string vibration supresion balls made of a similar material like yarn does not silence things completely because all the animals around do still hear the ‘twang’ of the string of the bow and they pop their heads up. And you can still trace the origin of the arrow through trace blood spatters and traces of blood when the victim runs from the point of impact.
Of course, no one will divulge into these things if a deer or squirrel was shot. But if it were to be a human that was shot by a bow and arrow and the FBI were to get involved then they would find the origin of the arrow from where it was most likely shot, and check for forensics with finger prints, scent, and so many other things.
There are better ways of killing someone and being silent about it. Just ask the Kremlin. They do this type of stuff quite often.
dude you need to get laid^
No, DeadlyCocksucker, I said the most terrifying was a flame thrower. The best weapon IN MY OPINION is a bow because WHEN USED CORRECTLY the pray wont know what’s hit them until it’s been hit. Name a quieter way to kill at a distance… Maybe it’s not “silent”, but it’s damn close. And yes, they can trace where the arrow or bolts point of origin was, but unlike a bullet that can be traced back to the exact gun it came from through ballistics they can’t trace arrows. If you’re dumb enough to not wear gloves while stealthily trying to kill someone then you deserve to get caught.
Kelta: 2 Deadly: 0
Round 3, FIGHT!
Doubt there will be a round 3, Deadly tends to retreat to lick his wounds and call me a cunt and a whore rather than present valid arguments…
That’s because ONE time in BAND CAMP he’s get BUTT-FUCK by EVERY guy in the WHOLE BAND!!!
Wow, even after telling kelta.rose her fail that it does not depend on her Windows version on how she can see the URL of a given picture, but instead it depends on her browser that she uses, she still decides to be a dumb ass cunt. I was only trying to help her when she was stupid as fuck, but she still feel the need to treat me like shit. No wonder why she thinks it’s ok to do drugs while pregnant. Probably because her mother smoked crack while she was in the womb. No wonder why cunta.hoes is so damn stupid and tries to justify what can harm unborn babies. She just doesn’t want to admit that she was a crack baby herself.
Cunta.Hoes, it’s not alright that your mother smokes crack. It’s not alright that your uncle raped you. And it’s not OK that you suck your brothers dick. But don’t worry, we understand that you are just a dumb cunt brought in to this world without knowing a better life. But please, for the love of Xenu, don’t procreate, especially with that vagina that is known to be a sinkhole or “where no man has gone before”.
Skank ass dirty cunt.
I hope you get your throat slit.
Thank you Deadly for proving my point!
Your last statement didn’t have anything to do with what we were talking about, made no valid points, you called me a cunt and whore and as a bonus you made yourself look like a moron once again. Please, say more stuff! Cause you’re SOOOO awesome……
not a fail though
Not A Fail, this pictur is very cute I gess ^^ is nice to have a protector dad
love this pic <3 I think you should remouve it from Fait to Win
One time at BAND CAMP I’m get BUTT-FUCK by EVERY guy in the whole BAND!!!
“the chainsaw I killed your mother with”
either a lumberjack or a forest firefighter, not a fail.
agreed
“a father’s arms” as in “this is the last time we saw your father’s arms”
this guy is a Firefighter, He is wearing wildland firefighting gear. He has risked his life day in and day out to protect your homes. The chainsaw in his hands has probably saved many lives. He uses it to cut down trees to prevent the fire spreading across there fire line.
win
post my comments. Do you know what he makes an hour for the work he does??????? Around 9, 10 dollars an hour. It’s some of the hardest and riskiest work in america.
The yellow shirt is nomex, a flame retardant fabric. He is a wild land firefighter, his hat says helitack. This guy jumps out of helicopters into wildfire with a 35 lb chainsaw on his back. Then he goes home to take a picture with his daughter.
How is this a fail?
She’ll die by that chainsaw
Looks like the creepy guy from scare tactics!! I looove that show!!