Getting Gas Fail18
By jason in People Fail on July 13, 2012
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exactly how many different cars need to be photographed like this for it to be enough already?
Well, I’ve been contemplating the situation and I’ve come to a conclusion. The answer is another one of those shitty “sensors” that only the dealer can get when it goes bad and charge an extortionary price for. But what it does is sense that a nozzle is in your tank and not let you crank the car. Another case of “one bad apple”. We all will, eventually, have to pay the price of our giggles.
oh I couldn’t care less about damaged gas pumps. I’m just tired of seeing this exact same picture posted over and over again just with a different car each time.
Well, I agree, Ripply. Fuck pumps. But I’ve just get heartburn over every little thing wrong with my car involves a stupid sensor and I can’t get one without paying extortionary prices. And I know in the future I’m gonna try to crank my car and it won’t start. So I’m gonna have to go through all the fuses and all the normal shit before I have to have it towed in to get a fucking “sensor” replaced. And it’s all due to these fuckwits that can’t remember to take the fucking nozzle out at the pumps.
WELL, I GET PISSED, GOD DANMIT!!!
the sensor should be for the gas caps presence as there is already a law making it illegal to drive without a gas cap
on a side note all you have to do is figure out the resistance of the sensor and bypass it using the appropriate chain of resistors (they cost less then $1USD) i used this to bypass the BAPS security keys on my camaro.
But how do you figure out what the resistance is if it’s fucked up?
I need to learn how to do stuff like that. I’m such an ape when it comes to technology. On a side note, I lost my gas cap once and the neighbor kid was nice enough to put handfuls of dirt into my gas tank for me.
I guess you have to take it out and try to get someone to give you a data sheet on it.
Hehe! How cute. Kids are sweet, aren’t they?
Well, me is right. That should do it. But all these sensors are more for extorting money out the consumer and I’ll stand by that.
there are a few ways to find the resistance 1)look it up online internet is full of hardware hackers 2)you need a working sensor to measure the resistence of it(you could potentialy find your car in a junkyard and measure the resistence on that one 3)look in up in the maintence and repair book availible at any auto parts store they sometimes list the resistence in there for testing purposes
FRED, Your MUM said Hi….. I put her to work.. On the same street as you…
So, you’ve got a corpse out on the street corner, trying to sell pussy from it? You’re quite the entrepeneur, aren’t ya?
The more it smells, the gooder it tastes. Erm, that’s true for cheese, at least…
Speaking of stank, 2lolo you need to wash your vag better . I could only hold my breathe for sooo long when we are going at it like a bunch of smurfberry badgers.
I don’t need anyone to wash my Pandora box, I have a perfectly trained squid for that. And I don’t remember having sex with a blue dwarf since my last WOW convention.
There are blue dwarfs? Does Gimli know of this?
I believe it has something to do with the future blockbuster movie “Lord of the Avatar”, I heard Gimli found himself a… erm well… Tall smurfette?
Dwarves are hot! Blue or not! Just ask Legolas.