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…and it begins
he made that face when he jizzed in her mouth. she made that face when she found her virginity.
How’s that dildo you call Ferrett?
wtf fred really. i dont have a fucking dildo. And for that last time his name is Gsrrett
YEAH DUMBASS, HIS NAME IS “GSRETT”, GET IT RIGHT YOU FUCKED UP D-BAG
So, the dildo which you don’t have is named Gsrrett, and you pronounce it Ferret, right? But you are he, and he is you, and you are still together? I’m confused. Coo-coo cachoo.
BTW, 2lolo, I think you’ve got me hooked on those birthing videos. I’ve bated to three already this morning. Those things are pretty hot.
Yeah, it’s only weird the first time.
Garrett
omg u huys are sick pedofiles
You think that’s sick? You should see some videos of what I’d like to do to you, Stacy.
omg fred i have lost respect for u. Sicko
You never had any respect for me, or you would’ve sent me those dirty panties I asked for.
I never keep dirty panties. You and 2lolo are sick pedofiles who suck each other dick. and 2lolo gets u drunk so he can perform his ass to mouth theroy
*theory*
Sweety it isn’t theory but a practice
well whatever. 2lolo still likes to eat shit
Oh okay, so Crunch Berries is “shit” now. You’re just upset because I sent back the panties you mailed to me with the words “wouldn’t fit in mailbox” written on them.
You should have kept them. I needed a new sail for my boat. Now we can’t go sailing this week…
That sucks. It’s supposed to be real windy too.
i didnt send u any dirty panties you pedofile.
So. Those are what you call clean? There was still a tractor size skid streak literally
I’m gonna kick Ferrett’s faggot ass.
I’m gonna do suckitall and make Ferrett watch.
Well after seeing those “clean” panties, you’re gonna need a Crane to lift her if you want to go cowgirl…. Oh and get me a sail too one without shit streaks
omg i didnt anybody panties. And im not a fucking fat ass you moron. Fred u arent gonna fuck me . And for the last time im Macy hes Garrett
We’ll see about that. We’ll see.
why do u want to fuck me so bad. doesnt kelta want to fuck u.
I wanna fuck you because I can tell you still wanna fuck me. And you’re just using this poor Ferret-faced fucker to piss me off. You’re doing all this “Ferrett-fucking” bullshit so that when you and I do fuck, it’ll be a more intense hate-fuck, and we’ll both orgasm really hard together. I see what you’re up to. You can’t fool this ol’ boy. You’ve got your little sex-with-Fred plan all laid out.
You’re taking too long to respond to that comment. I’ll bet you’re masturbating to it, aren’t you?
Fred i dont want to fuck u.i love garrett.And i didnt respond cause i went to bed. Dam
Liar! Liar! Cunts on fire!
Shut up fred. i dont want to FUCK you
Sooo does this mean I ain’t getting a sail? Without streaks
Mazy, don’t even try it. You know you lie in bed every night, rubbin’ your little kitty, thinking of me.
I guess go to plan b Fred! Dazzle Mary with your “Charm” and whoa the panties off. Oh and don’t forget the magic of the paper bag.
Fred i dont think of you. just because your not married or even dating some1 doesnt mean you can just try to screw me. Im not gonna screw you . Get that through your pedofile brain.
You like it rough, don’t you? You like some guy to just take it.
You’re freaky.
Fred im not gonna fuck you now and im not gonna fuck you anytime soon.
Stupidtail stop just stop, try to find a fail site and begin your life anew.
Suckitall, do you realize that I masturbate every time I read your comments?
This is what happens when caterors use those cheap, plastic put-together “cake tier kits”, instead of the ones that are one-piece or solid. They use them to both try and save money on “storage”, and so they don’t have to shove the posts down inside the cake and have you cut around them. The problem is, you get a pretty cake, but you lose it as soon as you start cutting it. SO, MAKE SURE YOUR CATEROR USES SOLID TIERS AT YOUR WEDDING.
yay, someone with brains! i agree with you 100%
FRED, Someday some FOOL will marry you.. Try asking BBandBracelets?? He would fuck any thing..
Your a ANY-THING………
That’s what he gets for getting married!!!