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  1. Not bad, just a few corrections:
    *you’re
    *you’re
    *you’re
    *you’re
    *you’re
    *you’re
    *you’re
    *you’re

    Other than that, it was pretty gay.

    1. Fair assessment. Except I, however, am great at writing poetry:
      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      2lolo eats shit,
      And his mom does too.

      See?

    2. WAIT, let me try.
      Roses are red/sometimes white
      Violets are violet (obviously)
      Fred, I’m going to make an omelet and throw it in your face

      Fin.

    3. That wasn’t bad. Let me give you a better example:

      She looked so fair
      In the midnight air
      The wind blew up her nighty
      Tits so loose
      Like balls on a moose
      Jesus Christ Almighty!

      Hard on?
      Not yet!
      Gonna get one?
      You bet!

    4. 10 Minutes Of Pleasure
      9 Months Of Pain
      3 Days In The Hospital
      A Baby Without A Name
      The Baby Is A Bastard
      The Mother Is A Whore
      This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn’t Tore!!

    5. There once was a girl named The Cake Is A Lie
      Who’s hoo-hoo was so sweet I could cry
      So one night in a dream
      A quite wet one it would seem
      I gave her a very messy cream pie.

    6. 7 wise men with knowledge so fine created a pussy to their design
      First came the butcher smart with wit
      using a knife he gave it a slit
      Next came a carpenter strong and bold
      with hammer and chisel he made it a hole
      Third was a tailor tall and thin
      with a piece of red velvet he lined it within
      Fourth was a hunter short and stout
      with a piece of fur he lined it throughout
      Fifth was a fishermen nasty as hell
      threw in a fish and gave it a smell
      Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee
      who touched it and blessed it and said it would pee
      Last was a soldier a dirty little runt
      who sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt

  2. FRED, Now I know how you learn to do “ASS2MOUTH”!!!!! I went to your Mother home last night, just for a blow-job but your Mother wanted more.. So I Fuck your Mother in her ASS..
    And cam in her mouth…. Your Mother suck my COCK CLEAN…………..

    1. Here’s a little ditty I wrote for you:

      FUCK YA! FUCK YA!
      F-U-C-K-Y-A!
      FUCK YA! FUCK YA!
      F-U-C-K-Y-A!

      I HATE YOUR GUTS
      I’D LIKE TO KICK YOU IN THE NUTS

      FUCK YA! FUCK YA!
      F-U-C-K-Y-A!

    2. Not bad, let me try one:

      There once was a girl from Nantucket
      That girl was me
      I’ll die face down in a Mexican prison
      Cause that’s how I live

      Fin

    3. Wait, I can do better:

      There once was a girl from Nantucket
      She came in and ordered the Nachos
      She asked for beef but I had none
      I asked for her phone number and she punched me

      Fin.

    4. No! No! No! Let me show you how:

      There once was a girl from Nantucket
      Her cunt was so sweet
      I wanted to fuck it
      But when she bent over
      Ol’ PineCone he drove her
      And to this day
      His back as jizz stains all over

      See? Not that difficult.

    5. Ok ok, I think I got it now

      There once was a girl from Nantucket
      I had to draw my mom’s face on her ass so I could fuck it
      She cried for Police
      she begged for release
      But she never got out of that duct tape

    6. OK OK let me give it a shot…

      HICKERY DICKERY DOC
      THIS BITCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK
      THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO
      I DUMPED MY GOO
      AND DUMPED HER AT THE END OF THE BLOCK.

    7. Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
      Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too.
      Not in the cage but laughing at you.

    8. Okay, let me try one right off the top of my head:

      Mary found her magic lamp
      Its rim was quite cheese encrusted
      So when she rubbed it
      She kicked out her toe and stubbed it
      Now her Hello Kitty panties are brown and rusted

      Mmm, mediocre, I’d say?

    9. Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
      to fetch her poor dog a bone.
      But when she bent over,
      Rover took over
      And the bitch got a bone of her own!

    10. Here’s one I’ll write for my sweety, Kelta.Rose:

      Little Freddy Blue
      Got his hand stuck to his dick with Super Glue
      When Kelta.Rose found him
      There was a massive amount of white goo around them
      But then there was a whole lot more
      When Kelta.Rose got through

      Ta da!

    11. THERE IS A DOG DISH IN THE ROOM
      AND LEFT ONCE NOTWITHSTANDING
      AS FAIR JUDGEMENT WOULD ASSUME
      IT WAS FOR MY MISHANDLING

      BUT LITTLE DOES THE PUBLIC KNOW
      THOUGH I WAS MEANT FOR STANDING
      KNEELING, I’LL CONFRONT THIS BOWL
      PINEAPPLE IS DEMANDING

    12. Little boy blew, because he needed the money….
      Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
      Eating her curds and whey,
      Along came a spider who sat down beside her,
      And said”yo whats in the bowl bitch”

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