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By jason in People Fail on July 17, 2012
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Mmm she is the dumb to my shit, the more to my on, and the attention to my whore.
Not bad, just a few corrections:
*you’re
*you’re
*you’re
*you’re
*you’re
*you’re
*you’re
*you’re
Other than that, it was pretty gay.
BAHAHA.. well played sir!
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sorry 2lolo…you missed one…. another *you’re
I’m pretty sure thas was Fred…
Fair assessment. Except I, however, am great at writing poetry:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
2lolo eats shit,
And his mom does too.
See?
WAIT, let me try.
Roses are red/sometimes white
Violets are violet (obviously)
Fred, I’m going to make an omelet and throw it in your face
Fin.
That wasn’t bad. Let me give you a better example:
She looked so fair
In the midnight air
The wind blew up her nighty
Tits so loose
Like balls on a moose
Jesus Christ Almighty!
Hard on?
Not yet!
Gonna get one?
You bet!
Pretty sure Fred, got you on those
Fred is a master of poetry! Bravo Fred!!!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much.
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn’t Tore!!
There once was a girl named The Cake Is A Lie
Who’s hoo-hoo was so sweet I could cry
So one night in a dream
A quite wet one it would seem
I gave her a very messy cream pie.
7 wise men with knowledge so fine created a pussy to their design
First came the butcher smart with wit
using a knife he gave it a slit
Next came a carpenter strong and bold
with hammer and chisel he made it a hole
Third was a tailor tall and thin
with a piece of red velvet he lined it within
Fourth was a hunter short and stout
with a piece of fur he lined it throughout
Fifth was a fishermen nasty as hell
threw in a fish and gave it a smell
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee
who touched it and blessed it and said it would pee
Last was a soldier a dirty little runt
who sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt
that
FRED, Now I know how you learn to do “ASS2MOUTH”!!!!! I went to your Mother home last night, just for a blow-job but your Mother wanted more.. So I Fuck your Mother in her ASS..
And cam in her mouth…. Your Mother suck my COCK CLEAN…………..
Here’s a little ditty I wrote for you:
FUCK YA! FUCK YA!
F-U-C-K-Y-A!
FUCK YA! FUCK YA!
F-U-C-K-Y-A!
I HATE YOUR GUTS
I’D LIKE TO KICK YOU IN THE NUTS
FUCK YA! FUCK YA!
F-U-C-K-Y-A!
Not bad, let me try one:
There once was a girl from Nantucket
That girl was me
I’ll die face down in a Mexican prison
Cause that’s how I live
Fin
Wait, I can do better:
There once was a girl from Nantucket
She came in and ordered the Nachos
She asked for beef but I had none
I asked for her phone number and she punched me
Fin.
No! No! No! Let me show you how:
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Her cunt was so sweet
I wanted to fuck it
But when she bent over
Ol’ PineCone he drove her
And to this day
His back as jizz stains all over
See? Not that difficult.
Ok ok, I think I got it now
There once was a girl from Nantucket
I had to draw my mom’s face on her ass so I could fuck it
She cried for Police
she begged for release
But she never got out of that duct tape
Fin.
OK OK let me give it a shot…
HICKERY DICKERY DOC
THIS BITCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK
THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO
I DUMPED MY GOO
AND DUMPED HER AT THE END OF THE BLOCK.
That’s much better! Very good!
Just try to rhyme
The last line
The next time
See? Even PS can do it.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too.
Not in the cage but laughing at you.
Sorry felt like I got left out of poetry hour (^ム^)
Okay, let me try one right off the top of my head:
Mary found her magic lamp
Its rim was quite cheese encrusted
So when she rubbed it
She kicked out her toe and stubbed it
Now her Hello Kitty panties are brown and rusted
Mmm, mediocre, I’d say?
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own!
Ah this brings back memories of my childhood
Here’s one I’ll write for my sweety, Kelta.Rose:
Little Freddy Blue
Got his hand stuck to his dick with Super Glue
When Kelta.Rose found him
There was a massive amount of white goo around them
But then there was a whole lot more
When Kelta.Rose got through
Ta da!
THERE IS A DOG DISH IN THE ROOM
AND LEFT ONCE NOTWITHSTANDING
AS FAIR JUDGEMENT WOULD ASSUME
IT WAS FOR MY MISHANDLING
BUT LITTLE DOES THE PUBLIC KNOW
THOUGH I WAS MEANT FOR STANDING
KNEELING, I’LL CONFRONT THIS BOWL
PINEAPPLE IS DEMANDING
Impressive.