Intercourse Fail / Comment Win37
By jason in People Fail on July 18, 2012
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Wakakaka.
Jenni is so lying.
Do you have a sexual attraction?
If you do, please, give me the dirty details of how you deal with it.
I know FRED is not an “ASEXUAL” but FRED is an ANALSEXUAL……..
OK THAT’S ALL THE INSULTS I CAN WRITE FOR TODAY. PINEAPPLE DOESN’T WANT ME ON AFTER 3 (HE BEATS ME).
Why you worried about pineapple, all he punishes is your ass@…..
asexual eh I guess she makes her own babies
Asexuality in humans does not mean the same as it does in animals and plant life.
Tipawheeze, that’s what asexual people would like you to believe.
2lolo masturbates into his navel with his imaginary wee-wee, and then goes to watching birthing videos to figure out what to do next. When the “child” is born he eats it.
Sounds pretty hott if you ask me Fred. What have I been missing out on all these years? If I had known, I could have had sex and impregnated myself…Well, lets just say, I would be well on my way to total world domination. >:)
By the way Fred, Love that little spin you put on my screen name. Might have to use that one myself.
Sorry you can’t rule a world if your offspring is like you. They would be only trying to fuck each other’s ass
What I meant by that Papa Smurf was, I would have impregnated myself so many times…
Also, I don’t have a penis. Or at least not the last time I checked.
Sorry about that misspelling, Titapwease. Now that I know you don’t sport a penis, I will have alot more respect for you from now on. I don’t get along very well with anyone I think does.
BTW: would you check again, just for me? Please, feel around down there…quite vigorously…and, please, let me know how the search goes. If you need help, just let me know.
Thanks Fred! I was being serious when I said I loved the name. I have a twisted sense of humor.
If you only knew how many times I have double checked. :p
An extra hand when checking things like that is always appreciated. As one cannot be too sure!
Let me check with you! I’ll bet together we will find one.
Oh, I feel your pain…and frustration…Or I’d like to, rather.
Away flies Cupid, wings aspread
then comes Fred,
hoping to putting tipawease in his bed.
After Tipawease sent some mail,
Fred could not even dare to bail.
But a last it was to good to be true,
and pic looked like nothing other but a bunch a poo.
Whomp Whomp
lmmfao…Okay, but I’m telling you I have given it my all and so far have came up empty handed.
This was meant as a reply to Fred; I apparently am having issues learning how to distinguish reply from comment.
I feel quite sure I could find one down there. And I’ve no doubt that it wouldn’t be a flaccid one.
I do have an unusually large clitoris, you may be on to something.
There are pictures of it all over the net.
What? For fuck’s sakes, where? Give me a link! Hell a healthy clit is a dream. Just as long as it’s not as big or bigger than my cock.
Now Fred, I wouldn’t give such info on this site. Email me at titapwease@ the yah.
I got to go out for a while. Talk to you later. Bye.
Bye!
Okay, let me know if you got it. Later. Bye.
ASEXUAL purely means that people with it do not feel sexual attractions, it doesn’t always mean they don’t have sex but that sexual urges do not happen.
Welcome to the world of masturbation, Tim.