No fail here. Just a MILF.
That is a sweet ass!!! No fail!!!
She could wear those panties for a coupla days and send them to me. I would whine about it.
“.. wear those panties for a coupla days and send them to me..”
you are a lonely sad person
I preferred to see either boyshorts or a thong on a booty like that. Almost makes me with I was still Papa Smurf Scourge of the sea, I would have plundered that booty Rrrrggggg!!!
Lonely maybe, but sad? You clearly don’t know Fred. Lookit here, “Bon”, when I’M sad, I come HERE to be cheered up by FRED, okay?
“Sad”. Shit, I’ll jizz in a kleenex and mail to your face.
^Do you ever do anything else when you miraculously succeed in producing a few drops of semen?
Grenouille, can I get your mailing address?
And when I think of you 2lolo, I think of this favorite song:
So many nights
I’d sit by my window,
Waiting for someone
To sing me his song.
So many dreams
I’ve kept deep inside me.
Alone in the dark
But now you’ve come along.
Light up my life.
You give me hope
To carry on.
You light up my days
And fill my nights
Rolling at sea,
Adrift on the waters.
Could it be finally
I’m turning for home?
Finally, a chance
To say, “Hey, I love you,”
To be all alone.
It can’t be wrong,
When it feels so right.
You light up my…
I’d definitely love to see the customs officers faces, were they to check the content of that weird-smelling package…
Grenouille, I’d welcome YOUR weird-smelling package!
BTW, Grenouille, if it’s a turd you send, make sure there’s some corn in it, okay? Corn’s high here in the States, as of late. I haven’t had anything to eat in several days now.
How dare you! My package does not smell weird! Tsk. How would camembert be a weird smell…
Dammit, I knew I should’ve gone for the crappy joke. I knew it.
i knew fred aint shit
I’m gonna cornhole you, suckitall.
no u wont.
Camembert? Never had any. How many days of not washing does it take before you can scrape it off?
Send me some. Sounds delish.
Don’t fuckin’ tell me, “no u wont”! I’ll stretch my foreskin over your head and smother your ass!
wow, you guys are really full of yourselves huh?
@Fred- That was awesome, do you know any Lionel Richie?
Show me a river that’s so deep
Show me a mountain so high
I’ll show you love that’ll last forever
Flying high, so high
Ah, show me a place where dreams are for dreamers
And all the things you wish come true, yeah
I’d wish the world had all happy people
Then there’d be no more wishing to do
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (
Sweet)Sweet love (Sweet love)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(Well, well)Sweet love (Sweet, sweet love)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, ooh?
Sweet love that comes through the ages
Reach out and touch my soul
Gave my life so much meaning
And everyone a heart of gold
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet love)
(Oh, you needed love)(
(Sweet, sweet love)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Sweet love (Sweet love, well)
I know you’re searchin’
I know you’re searchin’ for a little love
A little peace and understandin’
And I know it’s been hard tryin’ to find your way
But you got to keep on searchin’ harder day by day’
Cause it’s love, love’s the only way
(Oh, nothin’ but love)Oh?oh? (Love)
Sweet love (Sweet love, ow)Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(When you’re down and out and you can’t see your way)
Sweet love (And you need a friend, well-ell-ell)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (Just call on love, love)Sweet love (Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet love)
Ah, Commodores, classic. Man that dude can sing…. and I’d bang his daughter, I don’t care how stupid she is.
You can tell he was heavily influenced by Marvin Gaye. His older stuff screams it.
Yeah, I liked the stuff he did with the Commodores. Hell, the Commodores weren’t shit when he went solo.
Oh No! A woman taking a picture of herself, what is the world coming to? (rolling my eyes)
what is that hanging out of the kids mouth though?
Dear sweet baby Jesus…
lol all im saying is.. tell your kid to move for a few seconds ..
mommy has a nice ass
Most of you are probably all zelously typing “oh noes a woman taking a picture, NO FAIL! WTF EPICFAIL.com BBQ” However if you’re a dude and have no problem with your mom walking around in her underwear, then personally I think you got problems. So in reality this actually is a Parenting Fail.
If that was my mom, I’d tap it. #JustSaying #CreeperStatus
that vagina is wrecked….