Aliens did it! They are obviously navigating after it. They might have navigated across a bloody galaxy, but they need to draw on the ground here not to get lost :p
Aliens mash their butts on the surfaces of planets to mark their territory.
Baby Giant’s Spirograph!
Your age is showing. You’d have to be at least 45 to even know what a spirograph is unless an older sibling had one.
Totally not fake.