Wah??? where dah hell the aids come from??!?!!?!?!?!!
Notice it says ‘your resolved question’ at the top. Obviously a troll.
Congratulations, you lost your virginity to a carrot.
Lol that’s exactly what I was gonna say. So much for waiting til you’re 18…
i have a yahoo friend that masturbates with an eggplant on webcam for me (i wanna eat that eggplant)
save me half
This is the type of conservative dumbass that ends up marrying her first boyfriend and ends up a stay at home mom leeching off welfare. uneducated dumbass.
So girls should fuck just anytime they please? 18 is too old for you? I wish more girls would put off having sex until they are 18, there would be far fewer uses for child care centers at high schools. Your the fucking uneducated dumbass. By waiting til she is 18 she is more likely to actually graduate then a fucking 15 year old mother of 3.
I’m pretty sure I know more liberal’s who marry there first boyfriend then conservatives, might want to think about that.
So when did this become about politics? All I care she belongs to Rep. Catholic minister’s family of 5 hot blondes with double D’s and a perfect hourglass figure.
This comment thread is gay. You are all gay. Especially Keith. I can’t believe I used to think you were cool. I’m throwing away that vegetable peeler you gave me.
All the girls I fucked in high school graduated. Maybe I helped them beat the odds.
God can’t even talk about politics with out wanting to destroy my mind.
So what are you trying to say? I married my first and only college boyfriend and I’m a stay home mom temporarily on welfare. I was never this dumb at all. What’s your point? O_o
Well, what I think he’s trying to say is that you’re a dumbass. You meet two out of three of his criteria… are you conservative?
That escalated quickly.
When she becomes 18 she’ll be fucking like rabbits.
Why da fuq I read that once I seen the title
My Friend FRED, MASTURBATE with a BASEBALL BAT!!!!!! And his gang BBandBRACELETS, Papa SMURF and WhatTheFail play with his balls…….
Right? I had fun watching, since I obviously wasn’t invited, again!
WTF? Fred has pussy and dick? he can fuck himself! my hero
No you didn’t give your family AIDS, but they probably got infected with your retardedness.
I think suckitall may have gotten pregnant from a carrot.
Fred fuck you.
Okay! My place or yours?
I aint got no carrots, though.
So, she’s going to have baby carrots? Are we sure? I’ll grad the coat hanger and bleach, just in case…
I’ll bring butter and a frying pan, just in case.
I’ll bring my dick and tongue, just in case.
americans so retardet
i’m hoping he’s kidding, retarted. not retardet
Lol.. Retarded* .. fucking ‘retardet retarts’
Virgin with AIDS?
Druggie then I reckon .
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Don’t feed the troll. The fact that so many on here apparently thought this was genuine is just sad.
Fuck you asindrain. This could have happened there for it did.
“Your resolved question” LOL at least erase that
Soooo glad someone else caught that.
I would pay 100 dollars for that carrot. Just the thought turns me on.
u stupid bitch ahahaha just buy a fuckin dildo insted of a carrot
uh-ah fool thats the baby’s lunch.
their are starving children in africa and ur wastin food by shoving it up ur pussy? damn
Amazing how many people didn’t notice it says “YOUR resolved question”. Troll.
Lesson learned dont masturbate with food I doubt you have aids if your a virgin O.o
AIDS can get you in alot of ways ,breastfeeding ,blood transfusion,a bite and i can on and on , there are rare but real ways of getting infected
how fucking stupid is this girl???????? number one if ur a virgin u cant have aids and number two its stupid bitches like you who are slowing down human evolution and progression
Tell your family…something tells me they’re just dying to disown your dumbass anyway.
back in the day playing truth or dare with my elementary friend at his house, sleepover, I dared him to put lemons in his underwear, next day his mom asks us to bring her lunch and lemons…. lol, naive children can be so funny.
Jack: Uh, dude? I may or may not have wrecked 14 ferrari’s with my moped after derailing a whole train carrying nothing but kittens and puppies…
if u were bleeding, ur probaly gonna die cause this happened on 1000 ways to die
That is completely gross!