OMG!!! I’m FIRST, I would like to thank the academy, and my family, and my producers, and especially my coach. I just can’t believe it just wow. Thank you so much.
first to get fuked in the ass by a great dane
shut the fuck up
Your all fails, I see you were traumatised by the previous Fail about the girl getting fucked in the zss by her great Dane and then got pregnant by it? Yeaaaaa, so did I, I dreamt about it,in fact…
Britgirl, that was me. I’m an incubus. I visited you in the form of a Great Dane. Sorry about your sheets.
My kind of sandwich! Extra protein!
I like skanky chicks. Low moraled girls have given me the best time of my youth. Thankyou skanky whore!
How would you like to guzzle my nutmeg after i wack off to sasha grey porn?
YES!! Kelta.Rose, I know you love to Shallow…
Actually, I think she’d prefer it deep.
Yessiry, morals have nothing to with sex. Moronic Christians let a book dictate what happens in the bedroom. A behavior so primal and innate shouldn’t be harnessed.
And yes, I would like it deep Grenouille, you volunteering?
I volunteer for cervix smashing duty!
what? doesnt everyone take cum with their turkey???
I betcha that’s not actually a translation fail… they’re just brutally honest.
FRED,, “WhatTheFail” made lunch for you….
I’d hate to see what you eat for lunch.
Cucumber IS disgusting…
If you eat it, yes.