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By jason in People Fail on August 14, 2012
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oh dear lord.. DAFuQ?!
Well you see my Son… I can make mistakes too
all i can say is da’fuq….wow
it’s bad enough when you see stuff like this from pics they take in the bathroom – but this is out in public!!!
Bout to dick her down … YES YES YEAH SIKE
OMG…..I think I know her, now I need to go smack a bicth
What The Fish??
Michellin!!!!
That’s the nastiest shit I’ve ever seen!
Look up Two Girls 1 Cup.
So Nasty!
That looks like Martin Lawrence in Big Momma’s House 2!!
How is she allowed to go around topless? Is this France?
I just assumed the top part was covered up by the back fat folds
Uh, we can’t go anywhere you want topless if France, why the hell would you think that. We’re not pervert…
Hmmm, as far as I know it’s quite the opposite in France, we’re not allowed to go around ‘topless’…you thought french people were exhibitionists? Depends on the region honestly…Let’s just say they’re hated by everyone ( even though they’re still some exceptions hidden somewhere )..yeah, first time I’m not entirely mean towards them. HA!
Mh, if we were to organize international elections to choose which “nationality” is most hated in the world, I’m pretty sure the lucky winner would not be old France. Although most people simply hate their closest neighbour (I won’t give names, don’t be afraid britishgirl), I’d bet on Uhmerica. All this frustration, jealousy, hatred and contempt cristallized and directed at one (virtual) people, that’s quite an achievment. Especially when its own natives feel it too. Sometimes I wonder if we’ll be able to unite and create an international government just by uniting against the USA. That’d be fun. And pointless, I know.
Uhmerica wins by a long shot. A sense of humility is needed in the Uh. S. and it will be obtained, eventually. Uhmerica is like an organization, a religion, a monopoly. All three, eventually, come to this current situation that the Uh. S. is in because they start taking themselves way too seriously. It’s a crash and burn situation and a lot of people see it and a lot of people want to keep hope alive. I think the politians and the political landscape needs to get their/its head out of its ass and we need to deal with real issues, quit creating new ones, such as a paid-for-civil war between the classes.
But what do I know?
Grenouille: There are still a lot of countries which would come before the USA: Afganistan, Iran, Germany for example. Not everything is about the USA.
Zoe: I’m not sure Iran or Germany would totalize as much voters. Let’s count, and correct me if I’m wrong. Germany would win Europe and the USA, and maybe the African ex-colonies which got involved in WWII. Iran would win the USA, Western Europe and maybe some Asian countries. But the USA… Well, they would win Europe, most of the Arabic world (and I’m thinking only of the extremists and terrorists), a big part of the Asian countries (China, and it represents quite a number of voters), the South-american countries too, and maybe even Africa, because of the “Americans are racists” prejudice.
But I have been and will be wrong, in the end that’s just a feeling I’ve got.
*as many voters and *I’m NOT thinking only of extremists.
BLOODY COW!
Your not into men are you?
If you don’t believe Uhmerica is the greatest, we will fuck you up! Am I right Uhmericans?
Papa Smurf, erm, huh, how should I say it, mh, oh yes, what the fuck has it to do with anything?
Because you seem quite interested in screwing Zoe
Tehe, I’m interested in screwing everything and everyone. I’ve got a loose screw.
Well then my bedroom door is unlocked… I will be waiting
It helps my feelings that you’re into men, Gren. I’m very much into doing women that will not leave us men out to dry. You seem to be that type.
Maybe Uhmerican women could learn some tips from you Frenchies and not be trying to stab us, poison us with Visine, or kill our children just to get “attention” to themselves.
But, then again, they may refuse to “learn” anything new.
Can I come to France and get all Uhmerican on your “privates”? I promise I will be faithful, as long as you’ll let me be me.
You guys are so smart. WOW!!
You all really got your shit together. I imagine really going places, Sky’s the limits
Only if you bring your soiled panties collection with you, and if you choose the music. I’ll bring the cow.
I’ll destroy every women’s vagina, from every country!!!
Why is it that every time we discuss some opinion or matter, there is someone who’ll interpret it as arrogance or self-satisfaction? Don’t you ever debate with anyone about anything Damn Straight? Did anyone here say “You’re all morons, I only speak the truth”? I see no priest here!
THANK GOD! THERE IS NO PRIEST! All the assholes are safe again…. Except from 2lolo’s trained asshound…Pinecone
Gren, there will always be those ignorant fucks who think that forums like these could never sprout real, intellectual conversations. They think this place is solely for trolling, when a few people (and smurfs) have made it a pretty damn decent place to come exchange ideas. Fuck the losers like Damn Straight who cant carry more than a few words at once in their teacup sized brains.
Hehe, and now by supposing he’s a moron, you kinda made his point. He could be a smart guy, that just doesn’t want to be serious on EF. I can totally get that people would want to come here only to laugh and troll, and don’t care about our convos, and maybe are annoyed because they have to scroll over them to get to the silly and funny comments. I respect it, I won’t force anyone to debate and read my ranting, only if they don’t force me to stop ranting. Haha “It’s a free country!” as they say in your parts. But what do I know?
False yet true. Speech may be free but the masses are told only particle truths. If you did speak your mind you may still find yourself a martyr .
So, the Fantastic Four is in town.
I thought this was the Blob….
I’m sexy and I know it
wiggle wiggle wiggle
More like ‘giggle giggle giggle’…
Jiggle jiggle jiggle!
*facepalm*
But you got me giggle giggle giggling
That’s a huge Bitch
….old
I forgot to mention I thought she was wearing a black leather suit…from head to toe..lmao.
How the hell did they get a bikini on that rhino without getting gored?
Well, at least, she’s wearing a cap.
I thought that was part of her weave.
O MY GOD…….. FRED not in a shopping Mall…
her fat makes it look like shes melting
Lick it! Lick it before it falls on the floor!
The Uniroyal man got charred.
walking shit
i always sing the happy hippo’s dance of fantasia in my head when i see that ^^
Oh dear God…there should be a law against that – like “no shoes no shirt…” I mean eeeewwww her greasy nasty self rubbing up against the counter, the merchandise…aaahhhhh what if she bumped into you while she’s lumbering through the store? Would you be absorbed like in “The Blob” or just scarred for life? WHY WHY WHY would anyone go out in public like that? /head desk..head desk…head desk…
I wanta booty like that…mine just sticks out and has hail damage
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