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By jason in People Fail on August 17, 2012
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67 Comments : trollzone

  1. JordanAshly posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:26 am

    First. :3

    Reply
    • Anonymous posted on August 17, 2012 at 4:54 pm

      don’t give a fuck

  2. cloob1 posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Dude, he’s just a kid trying to hook up. Whoever trashes on this is that annoying kid from back in the day that never had the pair to do anything but sit back and run that little cocksucker.

    Reply
    • Wezza posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:45 am

      so this must be your video then.

    • SlipStool posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:02 pm

      I would actually do a cover on guitar with real emotion, like how singing should be. Not stand there like a deprived fat fuck.

    • cloob1 posted on August 17, 2012 at 3:12 pm

      Wezza, you that little annoying cocksucker? Stop doing bowl cuts, they’re retarded.

    • KittyKat posted on August 17, 2012 at 4:57 pm

      i think, what ever got him through the day

  3. Bud posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:41 am

    I am so thankful internet didn’t exist when I was a kid… and now petrified at the prospect that my son’s every social failing will be caught on vid, and preserved for eternity on YouTube.

    Reply
    • Kelta.Rose posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:45 am

      Here’s a tip… Teach him better than to record the dumb shit he does. Problem solved.

    • Papa Smurf posted on August 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

      Well my one failing is on VHS and not YouTube. I just hope no one notices papa smurfing on it. $30 a cassette.

    • jokasta420 posted on August 17, 2012 at 5:00 pm

      true, that the only hope is prevention. if you see your kid walking into the woods with a camera, a music device of some sort, and a guitar. do the world a favor and have a hunting accident in said woods.

    • Papa Smurf posted on August 18, 2012 at 12:05 am

      I had an hunting accident. Damn those hair triggers. White stuff everywhere

    • Kelta.Rose posted on August 18, 2012 at 10:07 am

      I thought it would be blue Papa…

    • Papa Smurf posted on August 18, 2012 at 10:20 am

      Well it would have been if I didn’t “accidentally ” shoot 2lolo

    • Papa Smurf posted on August 18, 2012 at 10:24 am

      I told Fred needed a dog for the hunt, but he just brought 2lolo.

    • Kelta.Rose posted on August 18, 2012 at 10:28 am

      A dog would have been a bigger loss to the world…

    • Papa Smurf posted on August 18, 2012 at 10:36 am

      So true, too bad the only thing that got shot that day was something that never got to be used (except by pipeline)

  4. barbie1637 posted on August 17, 2012 at 10:44 am

    leave the kid alone.So stupid to make fun of people like this..He was just trying to let a girl know how he feels..

    Reply
  5. FthisState posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:05 am

    where’s this kids passion?

    Reply
    • Raechell posted on August 19, 2012 at 1:13 pm

      He stole this idea from Stewie on Family Guy ,most likely, so thats probobly why he doesnt seem enthusiastic, hes letting the song do the work.

  6. IHAVENONAME posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I bet the majority of all guys wouldn’t even have the balls to do this.

    Reply
    • SlipStool posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:17 pm

      This guy doesnt have balls, he doesnt even have shame. This is the kind of guy who goes on fetlife.com gets a bus ticket to go across 2 states to meet up with an underage girl he meet online to live with her. He put no thought into thinking if her parents would let him live there and winds up broke and homeless at a auto zone where im recycling my used motor oil. I offer him a place to live till he gets some money to help him out and find out he is a total piece of shit. This guy looks and talks just like him.

    • Papa Smurf posted on August 17, 2012 at 3:24 pm

      Sounds like you’ve done that before…

  7. Phil posted on August 17, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Still a better love story than twilight….

    Reply
  8. JK posted on August 17, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    If I was a girl and someone made this for me, I would struggle not to shove knitting needles through my ears to make it stop. Yes there is a stop button, but the stop button wouldn’t guarantee that no more of these horrendous affronts to life and music would ever get posted through the letter box.

    Reply
  9. dacreole posted on August 17, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    this kid is a pimp.

    Reply
    • Fred posted on August 17, 2012 at 4:07 pm

      All of this girl’s friends should rag her out, calling her a bitch, until she is pressured into giving this guy some. That’s how I get friends to do things for my amusement. I have the biggest laughs.
      And I think that’s how this kid has it planned out.

    • 2lolo posted on August 17, 2012 at 4:50 pm

      @FRED, Only thing you planned out is how fast you can make him cum, so Jimmy can have his turn…. Than comes WhatTheFail…..

    • Chauncy posted on August 17, 2012 at 8:41 pm

      We know this is you Fred, stop coming up with excuses for getting busted trying to lure 2lolo into your badly acted porn movie..

    • jimmy posted on August 18, 2012 at 10:52 am

      2lolo ill take a turn right after you toss his salad

    • Fred posted on August 20, 2012 at 11:52 pm

      If I wanted to “lure 2lolo” into anything, Chauncy, it would be a large trash compactor. All I’d have to use is a “badly acted” birth video.

    • Papa Smurf posted on August 20, 2012 at 11:57 pm

      I will play the baby!

    • Papa Smurf posted on August 20, 2012 at 11:59 pm

      So who’s vag do I got to explore? And how long is this birthing reenactment gonna be?

  10. Yep posted on August 17, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Pale apparitions, pitiful howling, random guitars strewn all over the place- I’ve been saying those woods were haunted for years!!

    Reply
    • Fred posted on August 17, 2012 at 4:40 pm

      Let’s make a “reality” movie!

    • Yep posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:09 pm

      Sean Astin as “Johhny Whiteshorts”?

  11. ALice posted on August 17, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    ‘da fuck is that

    Reply
  12. JM posted on August 17, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    Dude, I support this kid. He didn´t glow, he wasn´t charming… But HE TRIED. Period.

    Reply
  13. sad puppy posted on August 17, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    sean astin, the lost tapes

    Reply
  14. beakt posted on August 17, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    Seriously, you have to be retarded to make and post a video of you singing so badly. I mean it, literally.

    Reply
  15. Fury posted on August 18, 2012 at 1:04 am

    I was going to make fun of this video but then I realized the kid is blind. you idiots can’t tell?

    Reply
    • RippyMcSlams posted on August 18, 2012 at 2:25 am

      so you’re saying it’s a multi fail

    • Bud posted on August 18, 2012 at 11:16 am

      For being blind, he sure does a good job navigating rough, wooded paths, and staring directly into the camera.

      Anyway, just so we’re clear… blind people = not OK to make fun of, but kids in love honestly trying to convey their surely wildly contorted emotions privately = OK to make fun of?

  16. Maxico posted on August 18, 2012 at 2:25 am

    He’s the next IDOL!!!

    Reply
  17. MatDaCat posted on August 18, 2012 at 2:33 am

    If he would have just mouthed it with some emotion this video might have been a win but his lack of self confidence in singing completely eliminates the ballsiness this video should represent but now doesn’t.

    Reply
  18. warto zobaczyc posted on August 18, 2012 at 5:45 am

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  19. BamaDan posted on August 18, 2012 at 6:38 am

    He loves the girl, that’s obvious. Appears he’s used up all of his strength doing everything he can do to impress her. He’s not that bad. He’s not great either, but he’s better than me because I wouldn’t have the guts to do it. Talk about a monotone voice though. Bueller? Bueller? Do the video again with some emotion, just get some rest first.

    Reply
  20. Arthur Dent posted on August 18, 2012 at 6:53 am

    Do tone deaf people know that they’re tone deaf? This is a serious question. (If you don’t understand what “tone deaf” is, then you are probably tone deaf.)

    Reply
  21. kill-joy posted on August 18, 2012 at 8:41 am

    it would be really messed up if SHE put this on here just to mess with him…. did he ever get her? Prob not with the way he sang.

    Reply
    • mrbreckles posted on August 18, 2012 at 10:19 am

      I doubt he got her based on the fact the videos puplic. unless he isnt ashamed. in which case boo to him.

  22. mrbreckles posted on August 18, 2012 at 10:16 am

    Camouflage fail with that shirt.

    Reply
  23. neorider69 posted on August 18, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    this song made me take a dump in a public restroom and not flush the toilet, i also wiped my ass with the toilet paper still on the roller

    Reply
    • Papa Smurf posted on August 18, 2012 at 2:03 pm

      Damn that is intense, I have only done that out of spite of 2lolo at it’s house. that been said what was your reason besides retardation?

  24. Adelaide C. F. posted on August 18, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    “This would be funny if it weren’t pathetic… Aw, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway!”
    :D

    Reply
  25. dont give a fuuuu posted on August 18, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    Awesome. Shirt

    Reply
  26. clusterhed posted on August 18, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    It’s kind of funny and takes a little courage knowing you are a horrible singer but still put it out there. Most of all your comments are pathetic and explains so much about this younger generation.

    Reply
  27. mrsjd posted on August 18, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    I think this is the sweetest thing ever. He sucks but it took balls to send this to whatever girl its intended for. I wish someone had liked me this much in high school.

    Reply
  28. poopr posted on August 18, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    I hope he didn’t get friendzoned for this…

    …no, I hope he got COFFINZONED!

    Reply
  29. bigmike posted on August 19, 2012 at 12:40 am

    ok i only read just a few of these comments && i gotta say that yes the video wasnt that great but i mean come on ppl. do you have nothing better to do than sit around and dog this guy for trying to impress his gf or crush or what have you. so who exactly is the pathetic ones here, at least this guy is trying something. if you could fathom the things that he may of been through as a kid or even may still be goin through. its things like this that causes ppl to even consider suicide. if youve ever took part n bullying someone or calling ppl names && took pleasure from it or it made you feel better about yourself then you my friend should carefully reevaluate your own life && try && get to the root of what makes you hate other ppl you deem a lesser human being than yourself to the point that that person deserved the hatred that you have shown him or her. so ask yourself the next time you want to make fun of someone or make them feel like they’re so worthless what exactly makes them so deserving of your hatred && your condescending words. Ask yourself why you feel the need to do so. Ask yourself why you have the right to do so. Ask yourself why do you do those things to a fellow human being. you should do this in the mirror as well. then try to put someone else down in their place that you deem worthy of such a barbaric fashion c that they pay for their total idiocy && short comings that they can’t control. see that they pay for being the person that they are && make sure that you put them down so ferociously that they will never see the light that is their very being. Imagine that you were in their place && it is you that’s getting dogged on just trying the best you can just to get through the day. the true tragedy is because of ppl like what i just described that they never reach their true potential. so until everybody can realize this and wake up, we (as human beings) will never have peace.its because of ppl like this that there will always be war && famine. it’s because of ppl like this that our children will never see the world as it should be seen, beautiful, majestic && unique.what makes it so dang ugly is humans, but that’s another debate for another time. please feel free to prove me wrong because i know you’re gonna do it anyway, as is your right

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    • RippyMcSlams posted on August 24, 2012 at 4:00 pm

      OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO RIGHT HOW DID I NEVER SEE IT BEFORE? HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN COMING TO THIS WEBSITE DEDICATED ENTIRELY TO MOCKING PEOPLE AND NOT SEEN THE HORROR I WAS INFLICTING ON RANDOM ANONYMOUS PEOPLE THAT WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT WE SAID HERE? HOW CAN I LIVE ANOTHER DAY KNOWING WHAT I’VE DONE? YOU SIR HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE!

      just kidding. couldn’t care less. I’m curious though, has anyone ever actually answered you like that or are you content enough just spending your time spewing your overly dramatic white knight bullshit on the internet and pretending you’re making a difference instead of getting off your fat ass and actually helping anyone in real life in any meaningful way?

  30. KRAZY SaMoAn posted on August 20, 2012 at 8:18 am

    he dedicated this to his pizza

    Reply
  31. fiandz posted on August 20, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    great job kid! go get her tiger!

    Reply
  32. justin posted on August 20, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    Ladies this is why guys are assholes alot of us start off like this then we get laughed at and rejected and there goes any thoughts of being a nice guy

    Reply
  33. Glenn posted on August 22, 2012 at 10:46 am

    I heard Bryan Adams did a remake of this song!

    Reply
  34. Rosa posted on August 24, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    I always hated this song. 20 weeks at number one with it’s fake limpid trite lyrics and clumsy predictable tune. This annoying girl told me I didn’t like it because I had never felt deep love for anyone which made me hate it even more. I am deeply grateful for having a sweet and funny new association with it, especially as it is literally impossible to spoil such an attrocity.

    Reply
  35. f...yourgod posted on August 24, 2012 at 10:08 pm

    i hope this kid is rich, ’cause is not going to get laid by singing.
    if i was that lame when i was a kid…not i wasn’t singing just drawing for girls…know your weakness deaf pathetic singing bastard ^^

    Reply
  36. Danielle posted on August 26, 2012 at 5:44 am

    Awe I thought it was very sweet. Kudos to this kid for putting his heart out there like that!

    Reply

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