I have an invention. It’s like a blend of a sex swing and baby carrier. It’s so you can carry your lover around with you and have sex all the time. You have the front carrier, specially designed for the conventional heterosexual couple. This design allows for the high mount for the guy that refuses to leave his cutie in the bed, and the low mount for the on-the-move lady that needs to get used to the extra weight in the front anyways.
For doggystyles and anal lovers the backpack mount is recommended.
I’m giving Kelta one so she can carry me around. I like to sleep late.
@FRED, Your one of the ANAL LOVER.. After all your the World best “ASS2MOUTH”..QUEER in the world….. You do in any Truck Stop, Public Restroom, on the Streets any where you can make $5.00……
He does know truck stops are on thru ways and express ways….. And not just any street. I am getting this out feeling 2lolo is a retarded teen who’s confused about it’s sexually and gender.
How could I forget “Head-On, apply directly to the foreheadHEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEADHEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD”? Still, what the fuck is it for?
1. Who really wants to see toast cook….ppl without a tv and why would they buy a toaster like this if they couldnt afford a tv?
2. Wonder what ppl are going to think when you are always reaching down towards your lap playing with something?
3. Broom shoes…so many fails I cant list.
4. Immagine walking down the stairs at night just that one time the kids leave that drawer open….
5. We all know this one is a fail because most of us dont even close one lid to the freekin tooth paste let alone 2 and if we did by chance close one it is likely that the other one will open when we squezs the tube.
6. Wow a stick of butter…cold it doesnt spread and leaves it laden in toast crumbs, warm it all leaks out and makes a mess.
a great idea as long as there is a latch on the doors. it would be such a crazy trip hazard otherwise. falling down the stairs kills 32,000 americans every year. the more you know!
Where do I make an investment?
Seriously. lol
They already have spray butter -_-
spray and glue stick type butter are different, debbie downer, so shut up
haha I loved this one.. I ve always wanted to have a butter stick , there’s only those spray things in the market..
You know how butter already comes in sticks….. There you go
hey british girl.. i have a butter stick wanna see it?
There are butter sticks just not in that form…the tinfoil wrapped ones DUUURRRRRR
So you cant use your phone if you’re ztanding up?
Sure while u are getting sterile
also. how do you make a phone call? I know a lot of you dont use that feature of your phone anymore. But I do.
It is called Bluetooth head piece
Or your lazy ass could just take it out and put it to your ear…
I think it’s most of all designed to enable kids to text whoever they want discreetly during class. Or I’m seeing things. Again.
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An the slippers are just retarded. how do you empty the dustpan?
the rest of the ideas are cool.
i agree with you on this, the slippers are just retarded
and either only a girl or someone who’s too flexible could use these.
but i really like the stairs idea
for ppl without hands ?
These are all STUPID AND A WASTE OF A CLICK! EpicFail is itself becoming a fail
I have an invention. It’s like a blend of a sex swing and baby carrier. It’s so you can carry your lover around with you and have sex all the time. You have the front carrier, specially designed for the conventional heterosexual couple. This design allows for the high mount for the guy that refuses to leave his cutie in the bed, and the low mount for the on-the-move lady that needs to get used to the extra weight in the front anyways.
For doggystyles and anal lovers the backpack mount is recommended.
I’m giving Kelta one so she can carry me around. I like to sleep late.
Hell yeah! I like to swim in the mornings!
Well, leave me in the bed, will ya?
@FRED, Your one of the ANAL LOVER.. After all your the World best “ASS2MOUTH”..QUEER in the world….. You do in any Truck Stop, Public Restroom, on the Streets any where you can make $5.00……
You seem to know alot about me. Too much, actually.
He does know truck stops are on thru ways and express ways….. And not just any street. I am getting this out feeling 2lolo is a retarded teen who’s confused about it’s sexually and gender.
With the exception of stair drawers (which I’ve seen before anyway), everything up there is useless crap.
Wow an actual comment…. Well done and I agree but I swear I seen that butter idea before…
Yes, I’ve seen people who already have drawers in their staircase, the only other good idea would perhaps be the toothpaste.
I remember on, Head-on apply directly on your head, apply directly to your head….
How could I forget “Head-On, apply directly to the foreheadHEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEADHEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD”? Still, what the fuck is it for?
I don’t know all they say is “APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD, HEAD-ON “
YES Papa Smurf, “apply sperm directly to your forehead” To help you grow………
Stolen from Buzzfeed fail
1. Who really wants to see toast cook….ppl without a tv and why would they buy a toaster like this if they couldnt afford a tv?
2. Wonder what ppl are going to think when you are always reaching down towards your lap playing with something?
3. Broom shoes…so many fails I cant list.
4. Immagine walking down the stairs at night just that one time the kids leave that drawer open….
5. We all know this one is a fail because most of us dont even close one lid to the freekin tooth paste let alone 2 and if we did by chance close one it is likely that the other one will open when we squezs the tube.
6. Wow a stick of butter…cold it doesnt spread and leaves it laden in toast crumbs, warm it all leaks out and makes a mess.
It’s your “bad week”, right?
LSD-impregnated Tampax. Now that’s an invention I’m waiting for.
Oh, I am right there with you! I know when it’s my bad week I don’t want to have a clue what’s going on. Might make me easier to deal with too.
Butterstick and Broom & Dustpan slippers sound like really neat ideas to me
How does the toaster “toast”… Not much of a win.
You know, the staircase storage really isn’t a bad idea. As long as it is still sturdy enough to support the weight.
a great idea as long as there is a latch on the doors. it would be such a crazy trip hazard otherwise. falling down the stairs kills 32,000 americans every year. the more you know!