Who fucking cares who the fuck uses the “F” word? I know I don’t fucking care. I don’t give one flying fuck. That fucking word is one of the best fucking words ever created. It helps to show how fucking compassionate you are about some fucking shit. I don’t understand why you give a fuck so much, but I think that maybe you should go fuck yourself, you fucking fucker.
No. Not really.
Here in Uhmerica they castrate old guys with my mentality. All it takes is one girl that gets tired of your crap…and snip.
Most Uhmericans have no idea about that, either.
That’s why I’m ready to jump the boat at any moment. Soon as I’m disabled I’m going to a Bangkok massage parlor and pay for a trillion dollar hand job.
I’ll bet I get my moneys worth.
You mean like telling you that I like to have a cock shoved down my throat while being held in a standing 69 position. Or that I’ll wrap my legs around the back of my partners neck while they are standing and have them bounce me up and down on their cock…
I love it actually. But oddly not auto-erotic asphyxiation. I love to be dominated and bitten. But don’t expect me to submit without a little resistance.
Older guys are my specialty, I’v always been that way. Younger guys shoot off too fast, they are all about instant gratification and can’t seem to really appreciate the importance of multiple female orgasms. One’s not gonna do it for me, I need it for hours, over and over.
Canadian? I’d love the summers up there but I’m afraid I’m not accustomed to harsh winters, hell it’s been two years since we had anything resembling a winter here.
Well, depending on your cup size, you pretty much sound like my dream girl. There’s a few weeks of summer left up here, you really should come check it oot.
Age doesn’t matter about the endurance of the stud you fuck kelta. You just need one that has been desensitize a little. I know the longest I have ever gone has been 8 hours but that was after I had a few drinks down me…. That said it was also a threesome. Best night of my life Lol 2girls and me
For my build my boobs are perfect. Small enough to be perky but big enough to give me a super curvy figure. Nothing against guys who love huge tits, to each his own…
Oh me too! I like women that jiggle in all the right places as well. Not exactly BBW, but I don’t like them super skinny. Girls like that I want to cook for, not fuck.
I just say what I think without inhibitions. Most girls are raised with shame and an inferiority complex toward males causing them to be reserved when they really just want to fuck like carefree animals. I’m one of those rare women who honestly don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks.
Your not one of those girls that likes to be taken from behind while having your hair pulled and/or spanked tilled your ass is red with hand prints are ya?
Absolutely, also bound and gagged. I’m extremely flexible from doing yoga, so if you can tie good knots then the possibilities are vast. I have a heavy duty hook reinforced to a stud in my ceiling for such bondage occasions.
LOL! Awesome!
LO fucking L
Good joke, Far better then 2lolo’s… Well everything.
Even better than the time I made Smurf Chowder out of your entire family?
Yeah because we let you take the ones with TB
I remember the good old days before Smurfs had such high mercury content.
I remember the days when your mom use to have such a tight pussy….back when she was 11,
I remember the good old days when Smurfs were menu items, not tiny assholes talking tough on the internets.
2lolo how many did you have to suck off to get one bowl of chowder?
If I recall Anita were only menu items to the retarded and assholes to those who deserve it… Just saying
DAMN this fool is all over this site, look at 2lolo picture a rico suave fail ..
http://www.epicfail.com/2012/08/17/rico-suave-fail-3/#comments
I remember the good old days when employees didn’t have to wash their hands.
@Papa Smurf, 1 Question??? Why are you talking to the FAKE 2lolo???
Mmm idk one of ya needs to change your icon. So Papa Smurfette here know which one is the retard and which one is just the random poster
Everyone should keep a bull for this exact reason.
omg lol, well thats YOLO for the farmer XD
No… it’s really not. Everything that happens is not “YOLO”.
i don’t really undestand YOLO cause I’ve died twice already so not YOLO
Then you died twice, you continue the same life. It’s not like you got a brand new life every time you came back.
So Kenny is real!
326,000 likes! I wonder who came up with this!!!
Really funny. Would have been just as funny, and classier, without the “F” word.
DEA officer was pompous and rude, so he used that naughty word. The farmer just followed suit.
True.
Who fucking cares who the fuck uses the “F” word? I know I don’t fucking care. I don’t give one flying fuck. That fucking word is one of the best fucking words ever created. It helps to show how fucking compassionate you are about some fucking shit. I don’t understand why you give a fuck so much, but I think that maybe you should go fuck yourself, you fucking fucker.
Fucking fuck Fuckitty fuck fuck!
Do you even know where you are?
Haha, agree, no need for the curse word there.
But hilarious story nevertheless, very good one
Then again, if the agent didn’t use the word, then the retort would not have had to be vulgar.
It goes to the officer’s sophistication or lack there of,
or character de-velopment
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME !!!!
I’m going to live the rest of my life assuming this isn’t a made up story.
Me too, Bud. Completely ignoring reality on this one.
I live in the sky…with diamonds.
Find some LSD at college did ya?
Hehehe! Shut up!
You know very well then only effective way to shut me up is to put a cock in my mouth…
Oh! You couldn’t hang with me. I’d hurt you…or try to.
Break your damned back!
YOUR PUNY LITTLE CUNT HAS NO DEFENSE FROM…IRONCOCK!
I will pound your little “muffin” into a pound cake.
Yeah. Now bring that little kitty a little closer.
Fuck around, you’ll lay around…breathing heavy…at least.
Hehehe.
You’re going to be a fun one at the rest-home.
No. Not really.
Here in Uhmerica they castrate old guys with my mentality. All it takes is one girl that gets tired of your crap…and snip.
Most Uhmericans have no idea about that, either.
That’s why I’m ready to jump the boat at any moment. Soon as I’m disabled I’m going to a Bangkok massage parlor and pay for a trillion dollar hand job.
I’ll bet I get my moneys worth.
Whatever Fred, sexathons aren’t a rare occasion with me. If you play with me you won’t leave without some love marks.
If you felt like elaborating on “sexathons”, that would be okay.
You mean like telling you that I like to have a cock shoved down my throat while being held in a standing 69 position. Or that I’ll wrap my legs around the back of my partners neck while they are standing and have them bounce me up and down on their cock…
Sorry, I had to indulge your request…
How do you feel about being choked?
I love it actually. But oddly not auto-erotic asphyxiation. I love to be dominated and bitten. But don’t expect me to submit without a little resistance.
Fuck me, you sound amazing. Where did you say you live again?
West Texas. How old are you? Not like women get in near as much trouble as men but statutory rape isn’t really my thing…
Probably too old… 35. But you’re in no danger, I live like 2500 miles north of you.
how would you ever know which 2lolo you slept with?
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Rippy raises a good point, and an amusing visual as well.
Older guys are my specialty, I’v always been that way. Younger guys shoot off too fast, they are all about instant gratification and can’t seem to really appreciate the importance of multiple female orgasms. One’s not gonna do it for me, I need it for hours, over and over.
Canadian? I’d love the summers up there but I’m afraid I’m not accustomed to harsh winters, hell it’s been two years since we had anything resembling a winter here.
Eh, I’m willing to take my chances…
Well, depending on your cup size, you pretty much sound like my dream girl. There’s a few weeks of summer left up here, you really should come check it oot.
I’m between a C and D depending on the brand of the bra. Just for your visual.
Age doesn’t matter about the endurance of the stud you fuck kelta. You just need one that has been desensitize a little. I know the longest I have ever gone has been 8 hours but that was after I had a few drinks down me…. That said it was also a threesome. Best night of my life Lol 2girls and me
I’m use to a 34dd myself but the biggest I have gone was a 32h
For my build my boobs are perfect. Small enough to be perky but big enough to give me a super curvy figure. Nothing against guys who love huge tits, to each his own…
I have always been into the hourglass figured women. Love a woman with a nice pair of hips to grab onto and ravage
Oh me too! I like women that jiggle in all the right places as well. Not exactly BBW, but I don’t like them super skinny. Girls like that I want to cook for, not fuck.
Sweety your awesome! I wish I could take you home. If I ever become single again you gotta come up here and be my “wing-girl” .
I just say what I think without inhibitions. Most girls are raised with shame and an inferiority complex toward males causing them to be reserved when they really just want to fuck like carefree animals. I’m one of those rare women who honestly don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks.
Your not one of those girls that likes to be taken from behind while having your hair pulled and/or spanked tilled your ass is red with hand prints are ya?
Absolutely, also bound and gagged. I’m extremely flexible from doing yoga, so if you can tie good knots then the possibilities are vast. I have a heavy duty hook reinforced to a stud in my ceiling for such bondage occasions.
That gives me so many thoughts  ̄0 ̄ like say wish I knew what you look like for more of a reference on What your capable of doing.
I think after all this “casual” talk I might need some “meditation” time to “reflect” upon. ﹋o﹋
I bet DF saved a screenshot of this for his wank file