You know what I heard about GA girls? I heard that they get their best orgasms by riding on the hood of their boyfriends truck, with their legs spread open, letting bugs vaporize against their vadges. I heard that June was the biggest month because of Junebugs. I heard that the old folks like to sit in the porch swing at night listening to the roar of truck engines and shouts of, “FASTER! GO FUCKING FASTER!”
Is that true?
Oh, yes ma’am. After I drive for four hours, you cramming your peach in my mouth would be mighty appreciative. I’m in you. Could I have a drink of water, though?
Thank you, very much ma’am. You are my new found peach, but how can I access your dirty pictures, though?
You’ve got me seriously interested, now what do we do?
Gotta have some nasty panties or something. You’ve got me like Arethra Frankin, Lovin’ on Next to Nothin’.
You gonna have to give me something.
that’s some muffin top
Baby got back!….and absolutely no ass!
you are looking at it wrong… her “back” is her ass.
Looks like an ice cream cone lol.
How many scoops would that be?
my eyesssssssss ! LORD, WHYYYYY ?
Looks like the fashion fail guy has a female companion now.
He needs someone who is big on bottom and small on top so they can fit together properly.
Thank you. Now I have this image where she lies on top of his belly, and their legs are just wiggling absurdly in the void.
Quit it!
That is so fuckin’ hot, Gren!
Ahahahaha! Thank you for the fucked up visual Gren!
That poor girl has a BMW. (Body Made Wrong)
maybe she’s wearing “spanks” on the bottom…0_o
LMMFAO ROTF!!!
That can’t be real, can it??? *shudder*
You know what I heard about GA girls? I heard that they get their best orgasms by riding on the hood of their boyfriends truck, with their legs spread open, letting bugs vaporize against their vadges. I heard that June was the biggest month because of Junebugs. I heard that the old folks like to sit in the porch swing at night listening to the roar of truck engines and shouts of, “FASTER! GO FUCKING FASTER!”
Is that true?
Silly Fred, you know that’s a myth! The best orgasms are in a peachtree, upside down and butt-nekkid.
GA Grl and Fred
Sittin’ in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
Tree split!
GA Grl shit!
Fred didn’t git
But a little bit!
Damn it!
THERE YOU GO FRED….. SHIT ON YOUR FACE…..
Aw, for fuck’s sake! Why don’t you go cock-block someplace else? GA’s not far from me. I could go and come in one day!
Come and see me, Fred, I will show you some real Southern Hospitality!
Oh, yes ma’am. After I drive for four hours, you cramming your peach in my mouth would be mighty appreciative. I’m in you. Could I have a drink of water, though?
Thank you, very much ma’am. You are my new found peach, but how can I access your dirty pictures, though?
You’ve got me seriously interested, now what do we do?
Gotta have some nasty panties or something. You’ve got me like Arethra Frankin, Lovin’ on Next to Nothin’.
You gonna have to give me something.
I can’t even squeeze into my own jeans like that.
I’d do her
not funny
JIMMY, without a fat ass, how can you work on the streets??? Oooo!!! You work with your mouth..
Papa Smurf…
I told you o don’t want your service…. Or your STDs
We’ve already got one!
Pitchez la vache…
hey 2lolo tell your sister, your mom and your Grandma i have their panties if they still want them back
That’s what u get for eating all those hamburgers and not enough avocados..
HOW!?
This must go against several laws! Physics and fashion being the main two, and possibly public decency.
Ho… ho… how does this happen?!
Its simple. Her dad was skinny and her mom was fat.
That’s an I-scream top!
its photoshopped damn americans…
looks like the tasmanian devil from loony tunes
How is this even possible?
IKR? How indeed…it’s a mutant…