Into the blue again, after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was.
Yeah, but when I die I have a crystal that will absorb my soul, and when hooked up to an electronic circuit that I’ve devised it will put me on the internet forever I’ll wreak havoc!
Back in the fake-2lolo’s days they didn’t have rubber to make condoms. They made them out of sheep intestines. That’s why 2lolo thinks “having safe sex” means fucking sheep.
Well, it’s true! Check up on that if you think I’m lying! They used to use a strip of sheep intestine, tie a knot on the end and sell it as a condom. No shit. About twenty years ago they still did that. I saw one once.
This was done purposely because where I live they just passed a law that kids between the ages of 13-18 receive condoms from school. It’s true, it’s not like they aren’t having sex already.
:0 yea…..
High School , College + supplies?lol I don’t see how this is fail, when its a known fact 13 y/o kids are getting knocked up already.lol
Are you a pedo?
Are you a prude?
Are you a cum guzzler?
ALL OF THAT.
This is a definite WIN, what’s more successful then a kid graduating from high school without a KID or STD or BOTH??!!
Well, 2lolo’s kept his vrginity going on 65 years now. No kids, but loads of STDs, though. How successful is that?
It’s f*ckin TRAGIC!!! WTF is he, a Priest with a wild side??
fuckin a . sshit is the same as it was. imgaigne that.
Into the blue again, after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was.
we;re all gonnan die.
Yeah, but when I die I have a crystal that will absorb my soul, and when hooked up to an electronic circuit that I’ve devised it will put me on the internet forever I’ll wreak havoc!
Ooh, is it one of the crystal skulls?
Ya damned skippy it is.
Can I touch it? Please IronCock???
Back in FRED days there was no Condom,,,, So the good old boy rode FRED bare-back……
Back in the fake-2lolo’s days they didn’t have rubber to make condoms. They made them out of sheep intestines. That’s why 2lolo thinks “having safe sex” means fucking sheep.
Wha-aah?
Well, it’s true! Check up on that if you think I’m lying! They used to use a strip of sheep intestine, tie a knot on the end and sell it as a condom. No shit. About twenty years ago they still did that. I saw one once.
Some are still sold as collectors. That’s how I got hooked on sheep-taste condoms.
Oh, fuck! Now I’m certainly gonna stock up on some chitlins!
This was done purposely because where I live they just passed a law that kids between the ages of 13-18 receive condoms from school. It’s true, it’s not like they aren’t having sex already.
yeah u better be prepared
I’m starting to love these back to school sales