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Your the 1st Bitch What!
You….are…a…retard
sad if he’s her boyfriend. weird if he’s not.
aww i feel bad 4 him! ultimate burn
ultimate burn hahaha made my day… hahaha
Hard to blame her, that’s a lame proposal. For a while my dream proposal was suppose to take place in a fitting room. Now I just hope it won’t be embarrassing like this one.
Ha! Ha! Ha! She, obviously, gave him some. He’d never had any before.
Obviously.
Oh my god, you’re right! I didn’t see it like this, but now it’s clear as my urine today. No shit, that happened to me a few years ago. I deflowered a guy out of pity and sympathy, and thought that this way, he’d be less shy and afraid of girls. A week later, he wanted me to meet his parents and had “something to ask” me. Now I’d rather bit a virgin’s dick off than smile to him.
Uh…would you, please, “deflower” me? Would you, please, be so sympathetic? Please? Purty please?
PURTY FUCKIN’ PLEASE!
Nope. You’re not pitiful enough. And you dick is sore, remember? And I’m pissed at you, apparently.
Oh, well. I’ve already busted two friction blisters that really needed to heal up, arguing with you today. Actually, I can keep going till I’m bleeding…and then some. Whatta ya say?
WHAT MORE KINDA OF PITIFUL DO YOU NEED?
And some dirty talk about blisters, pus and blood is supposed to turn me on?
… Damn, am I that predictable?
She Said: JIMMY STOP THIS YOU MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF!!!!!! JIMMY STOP IT!!!!! I SEEN YOU “FUCKING” CHIENSALE ASS!!!!!
Do you think they knew each other? Was he a stranger, her boyfriend, a friend, what? Even if he was a stranger, she was rude. She could said something to the effect of “thanks but no thanks” and walked away. The kicking and the “are you done yet” was too over the top. Some girls might find that romantic (assuming they were dating, otherwise from a stranger it’s a bit creepy!) , this one obviously didn’t. Kinda feel bad for him, what will he do if he sees this online?
They must have at least known each other, because she was telling him to get up and stop doing that. If she didn’t know him, she would have just gotten away quickly.
Of course she said no, you’re not a rich white american man.
or a big dick black man
most likely lost a bet
“Do you still want any face?” He should have just accepted her offer. She looks like she can give good face.
THAT FILTHY SON OF A BITCH! SHE IS AN MOTHERFUCKER!
So chineses have no manners in their own country either! Here I thought they reserved their mannerless act for when they move to North America.
dang 2lolo you must really be desperate
Me too.
It’s his coming out! He’s EMO!