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  1. I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. Next I would like to thank my parents, for birthing me. I want to thank my fat cat Belle, for always being there for me. I also want to thank President Bush for allowing me to realize that if a mentally challenged child can be president, I can be 1st comment… This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be an experience that I will never forget. And last but not least I would like to thank all of the millions of people/fans out there that took time out of their day to celebrate this momentous achievement with me. I cannot stress how much of a big deal this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind to. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams, the sky is the limit. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone

    1. Gay! lol Had to throw that in there since you were also obviously trying to avoid that with your long winded acceptance speech for being first.

    2. your not the first commener you fuck tard, you wrote all that shit for nothing how stupid do you feel now ypu are a FAIL!!!

  2. Wow. This is just creepy. Someone installing a surveillance camera and posting an accident without permission from the victim like a true douche bag.

    1. With a name like Sheldon, I think maybe you are the douche. That kid is no victim. The victim is the owner of the mailbox, Sheldouche 🙂

  3. I love the fact that in the 17th century, Hulk Hogan was carrying a bag of corn and sneezed 5 times before there was an atomic blast from nuclear physicist john c reilly aboard the titanic

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