dayum i wish i was that pole
Why this is a win and the last a fail?
I was about to agree with you and then I thought about it. This is at least kind of a turn on, and the other is something to make you want to vomit over.
Why don’t you go masturbate to your Wii and leave the commenting to those of us who know what we are talking about?
Kelta please tell your ass looks like that too…. ( ^)o(^ ) *whistles
No, mine can actually fit in a bikini…
Bikiniiiiiii *ç* Erm, sorry.
Oh. Your making me want to move to Texas
Living in the country really has its advantages… Like skinny dipping in the middle of the afternoon.
Which airport is closer: HOUSTON OR DALLAS?
Dallas. I’ll pick you up, I’ll be looking for a short blue man right?
Correct! Should I bring my own condoms or do you preferred your own brand?
No condoms. I prefer STD tests. Plus I have birth control embedded in my arm for the next 6 years…
Ah great no worries I’m clean. This isn’t gonna be your first time with a mythical being is it?
Nah, I was once probed by aliens… Maybe this is where my anal fascination came from?
Now I know I am moving to Texas
Giggle now, later moan for me
Oh, I do so much more than moan… If you’re lucky I growl!
Please tell me your single.
Sure am! Commitment isn’t my thing at all!
Then I give we could have some fun. How big into anal are you really?
On a scale of 1-10… I’d say a 6.
How big are you into anal play?
Around 7 but it really depends on the woman infront of me
Don’t worry about that, I’ll be behind you!
How rough am I aloud to be with your ass?
As long as I don’t have to go to the hospital I think I’ll be ok.
Mmm you do sound like so much fun
You have NO idea, I would do things to your blue little cock you have only secretly wished someone would do to you… I have no qualms about sexuality or someones fantasies. If it will cause you pleasure then I’ll probably do it.
You really know how to sweet talk a smurf, don’t you?
If you call being honest ‘sweet talk’ than I guess I do… But if I put forth the effort to please you, you must do the same or face the dungeon of torture…
Don’t worry I don’t plan on stopping till your done too
Kinda curious on your idea of What foreplay involves
Sweetie, everything is foreplay when you’re this horny all the time…
And honestly it depends on my mood.. There are 4 main levels for me. There’s sex, where you just do it to get off. Enjoyable but nothing special. There’s making love, which is emotional and spiritual. There’s fucking, which satisfies a primal need, where you give in to your frustration and do it hard, rough and violently with lots of biting, struggling, scratching.
Then there is losing control, where you become so enamored with your partner that you lose all awareness of what your doing to please them, you get lost in them for hours, fulfilling your darkest and wildest fantasies for hours and not thinking twice.
Well I think I would like to lose controll with you
Email me (>^ω^<)
Give me your email address, I’m not volunteering mine with all the trolls on this site…
I’ll just fuck you for now thanks Kelta.
Papa smurf 69 @ gmail
PAPA smurf 69er @ family
Gmail….. Damn autocorrect on smartphone suck
That last one was the closed….
um wtf happened here….^^^^
Looks like a blue guy and a green girl hooked up for some anal. Nothing out of the ordinary.
The last one was about the brightly colored panties under the dark (yoga?) pants. This is something a stripper might do!
I would bury my face in that.
The real challenge would be to fit the whole pole up her asshole. That’s what I want to see!
“Momy, why does the rod smells funny?”
Momy? Really? You honestly don’t know how to spell the word mommy? You’re awesome.
“Mommy why does that pole that as that lady’s butt on it, smell better then your room?
@papasmirf by the best comment i have read in awhile.
*papasmurf* by *far* the
that is a no cant do
omg how ..i want to meet her lol
Heh that’s handy, erm, cheeky, erm, useful, yes, that’s it, useful.
Yeah baby slide up and down that smurfing pole that…. Yeah faster now…. Awwwwww! ﹋o﹋
That hand hold will never smell the same again.
seems abit fake to me.
Did her butt itch?
This Is a Porn and her ass is real
the only ass 2lolo likes is his grandfathers when hes tossing his salad
is it just me or is her ass lop sided
You have a lopsided ass? That’s weird. It looks like hers might have been pulled about in PhotoChop…
Now that is what I call a sweet ass.. I’ll take a shower with her and lick all over her….
JUST KIDDING I HATE WOMEN’S ASSES I’M MOSTLY INTERESTED IN LITTLE BOY ASSES… MOSTLY
@JIMMY, Your sister told me that she love me.. I told her I love the way she sucks me…
And another WIN
why has this been photoshopped? it was perfect originally!
What was photoshopped?
@Ximenez Your face.
@LOLFAIL: RE:@XIMENEZ YOUR FACE
THAT WAS SO HILARIOUS I PEED IN MY MOM’S PANTIES
^^^dafuq did i just read
I wonder if she can climb the monkey bars like that…
Sure, she puckers her a-hole for that extra suction cup grip.
Then she turns around and its Kevin Bacon!
And that is a fail why? looks like a win to me.
Holy cow, that’s a big beatifull booty
who needs that pish 50 shades when you’ve got a papa smurf and kelta rose giving it some banter!
Exactly! Those books are shit anyway….
Glad too see someone else get something from it.
This ass, while great to look at, suspisciously looks photoshopped. At least the last one was real.
Just to add this pick is taken from a porn flick, it’s all staged. But hey, its a nice ass
Denial of acceptable possibilities detected
there wouldn’t be any killing, raping, or wars if every man could come home to that..
stripper booty with the rack like woooow…
Pic is fake. Its been on the web for 4 or 5 years at least.