oh i see… Epicfail only sees penis, I’m starting to believe this site is run by angry lesbians
or raging homos.
Oh, I LOVE raging homos!!! Last week, I saw one bitch-slap some girl for carrying a Gucci handbag from last season. She tried to apologize but then he laid into her for wearing gaudy stripper shoes and sporting a $20 plain-but-practical haircut from Fantastic Sam’s. Two minutes later, they were hugging and he was giving her advice on water-proof mascara. I love America!
I always thought it was an tits and ass world, but I guess its realy all about the penis.
I see dead penises
^I loled at this.
Jensen! I think you and I might be on the same sheet of music! Please tell me that you gotta vadge!?
Sorry. I can’t punctuate with commas anymore. People get pissed about my use of commas!
Fucking commas intolerants! Rape them! Hang them! And rape them again!
Gren, I would love to fuck you, but I feel that if we started and I stuck my dick in you, you would automatically start an argument, like, “Fucking commas intolerants! Rape them! Hang them! And rape them again!”
How can I fuck you and not argue about, “Fucking commas intolerants! Rape them! Hang them! And rape them again!”
I just don’t like to argue about superficial shit and fuck at the same time.
Can we, please, argue around this?
I’d really like to fuck you, but FUCK!
Mmmm where the problem? Keep her jaw and mind busy! I haven’t had a woman yet that can focus on anything other then what’s ‘”in hand” └(^o^)┘ if you get What I mean. Oh course you do! You kidder you…. ＠(￣-￣)＠
Ya know, I think Gren is just not used to a nice guy like me that won’t insist on cramming my cock in her ass, even though it hurts me too.
I like to enjoy fucking, myself. IDK, I guess I’m just fucking nuts.
I think you guys that just live for hurting women should just start a club. Then we can use the Bush administration’s rules on keeping track of your stupid fucking shit. You evil fucks!
But then, I suspect Gren is a Republican and needs some hardcore anal. Just saying.
Yep, you’re nuts. See? We don’t argue on everything!
Oh, and don’t call me a republican. Ever again. I’d kick you in the nuts.
But there was No denial on the need for anal…. Fred are you batting first or am I?
How sad…How the F can that look enough like a penis to be posted as a fail? omfg.. There really are some mentals on epicfail.com
@Grenouille, On the internet FRED love to brag that his is a man and love to have sex with a woman… Well some people call a SHEMALE a Man.. If you ever have sex with FRED don’t bend over…..
Thanks for the advice!
Yeah, this is getting REALLY lame…
The “looks-like-a-penis” stuff along with the fake “text fails”… just lame.