and that is the reason we all need a camera on our dash…
Amen kill-joy. They aren’t that expensive either.
ChienSale, Poor Try…. Go back and sell your Blow-Jobs…
Ok, ill run your ad again:
Blow jobs from 2lolo, 3 for $5.00 free if you give him something to swallow.
Asian driv… ummm… uh, runners?
this dude has been playing saints row way too much. you bastard, you stole part of my name.
I would have beaten his little asian manboy ass to death.
If you know what is good for you, you’d best go run and hide.
Believe me when I tell you I’ve got something for your punk-ass…
what an internet armbar?
Santeria by Sublime. Sancho…
if it was 2lolo he would of gave the guy a ride back to his house and ASS rape him then eat the corn and peanuts out of his shit
Learn English you fucking dipshit, it’s “would HAVE GIVEN”.
I WOULD HAVE GIVEN the guy a ride back to my house and ASS RAPED him, etc.
Damn 2lolo, you seem kinda tense.
I apologize, it’s just that my mom talked me into getting this shitty tattoo of a unicorn and now I’m taking all kinds of shit for it, plus my boss is making do extra shifts at the Banana Stand to pay for his wife’s boob job, I sat in gum on the bus today, and my STUPID DOG PINEAPPLE WON’T GIVE BACK MY KOOL & THE GANG TAPE AND I REALLY REALLY NEED SOME GODDAMN LIONEL RICHIE OR I’M SERIOUSLY GONNA FUCK SOMEBODY UP BAD
Wow man, I feel for you.
Do my panties smell like chloroform to you?
Yeah, mostly, but they also smell a bit like Jolly Rancher… Mmmm… Jolly… Ranch… ers…
Jolly Ranchers came out with a pussy flavor?
Where can I get those pieces of candy? (*^﹏^*)
I had a gf to tell me one time that my dick tasted like shit. I didn’t take offense, though…considering that it had just come outta her ass.
Final Fantasy Auto
Would’ve been funny if he/she really got hit crossing the street.
Would be really funny if someone(me) ran over Justin Bieber
ladyboy need money to boob job
It would have been epic if he got hit by a car walking away lol