FIRST, … OKay i am tightening the screws right now!!!
now for step two. learn to masturbate more quietly.
you are dead meat … nigga!
come at me nigbro!
Awwwe, what a great neighbor!
Why Thank You.. I’m free tonight.
I’m free EVERY night since PINEAPPLE had to be euthanized for RAPING my mom’s AA sponsor.
Honestly, you always brighten my day with your absolutely ridiculous comments. Thank you.
Oh, you’re welcome. Being ridiculous is kind of my thing.
Well, it’s not totally dick’ish and it’s in female handwriting. So, either the upstairs neighbor is a chick OR the upstairs neighbor is a dude whose earning potential/cock the downstairs neighbor is interested in. If the upstairs neighbor was just a regular dude the letter would be 100% bitchy…in fact there probably would not have been a letter…straight to apartment management to complain.
act are you a pyschologist? Good point.
Naa – there’s no way a chick would have drawn the little thumb’s up at the bottom of the note. It was a dude.
Besides, how would a chick hear all the banging over the noise of the blender and food processor in the kitchen?
or it never happened at all
I actually agree with you, actanonverba. I think like that, also. But following your logic, this is either yourself, relating to which you are a girl that really wants to get to know her upstairs neighbor and get laid by him or her, or you are a guy that is gay and can’t possibly get involved in the situation due to the fact that YOU’RE GAY.
So, which is it? Just askin’.
Obviously written by the typical man-hating lib-tard.
so I can come fuck some screamers in the room next to you at 3am while you’re trying to sleep because you have to work early in the morning and it will be totally cool?
If you allow him to join you at some point, probably. Living in a community is about shaaaaring duuude.
What? Seriously? I’m missing out on apartment life apparently…
That looks like a girls hand writing… “Dear Downstairs neighbor. Yup, I was given it to her. Sorry I woke you before your alarm, let me make it up to you and PUT YOU TO BED, TO BED, TO BED, I WANNA ROCK YOUR BODY!”