“well little Jimmy, daddy was some random inbred hick I propositioned on the internet because I needed a baby so someone would feel obligated to love my disgusting psychotic morbidly obese ass, but didn’t want to spend any money on a medically verified anonymous donor.”
Is this how 2Lolo came into this world?
No, he’s the result of a lonely man and a jackal.
I heard it was a Yak!
lol @ bulletsandbracelets.
I love how this is posted in the “casual encounters” section
I know. This is more formal.
GODDAMMIT I CAN’T WAIT TO MOVE OUT OF MY MOM’S HOUSE!!!
This bitch is from PencilDickVeinia. You don’t wanna get involved with her anyways.
Fred, Harrisonburg, not Harrisburg…
Looks like someone wants to be on the new season of 16 & Pregnant..or get kidnapped, raped and murdered and end up missing on America’s Most Wanted!!
So, that’s all I have to do to get kidnapped, raped and murdered… AND BE ON TV?? I should have done this a long time ago!
“mommy? who’s my daddy?”
“well little Jimmy, daddy was some random inbred hick I propositioned on the internet because I needed a baby so someone would feel obligated to love my disgusting psychotic morbidly obese ass, but didn’t want to spend any money on a medically verified anonymous donor.”
When did 2Lolo’s biography come out and where do I burn a copy?
I think that’s just pretty much it. Add Pinecone and all that’s left is fellatio and ATM.
What’s the problem? She said DDF, and that shows good pre-parenting skills.
sure, she needs untainted blood for her feast
What is DDF anyways?
Disease and Drug Free
DDF sounds like a new MMORPG…
Dungeons and Dangerous Fertilization
@Klumps o plenty No it is called dragons dirty fuck.
Ahahaha Klumps, now that’s a MMORPG I’d like to try!
Double Dong Friendly
I wish someone would have replied “Nobody puts baby in the subject line!!”
@IAN, That’s what you told Nicky No Name and BBandBracelets came by and took Nicky No Name away and Rape him..
Don’t talk about Nicky! I miss Nicky. You hurt my feelings you ass-o digger.
I like how you capaitalized Rape.
Is it a capital offence?
I’m sick of this game we play. The game of me saying the most retarded shit imaginable, then everybody making fun of me. It’s getting so old.
I think I’m going to blow my brains out with my mom’s boyfriend’s shotgun.
Don’t do it. Blow Jimmy’s brains out with your lips instead.
I appreciate you trying to cheer me up by suggesting that Jimmy has brains, but I’m being serious.
Let me guess…black..or some fat coalburner.
I HIGHLY DOUBT they’re BLACK! There is no shortage of men getting girls pregnant and not taking care of their kid in the HOOD.
HOLY SHIT! PLEASE BE STILL AVAILABLE
Don’t they Ladies night for this very thing?
*have
Hey, it’s cheaper than a fertility clinic.
You wanna know what’s even cheaper?