SHIT ON YOUR LOVE
looks like that dog is sick.
If I got a boner while you were tending to me would you whack it?
Can my dick have a sponge bath?
I would totally whack it chiensale! Lol
Dogs lack the ability to comment on things, but they can get their point across in other ways.
Like sign language?
One girl one pup.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
Because I really needed to take a shit,
And that has made all the difference.
@ChienSale, FRED is ready to take a SHIT….. Here is your chance to Slip and slide……… FRED is better than a Dog????
Hey! I’m trying to get the Liberal “Intellectual” vote here! Quit ballet-blocking, you fucking Rebublican!
BOB DOLE, Bob Dole, bob dole….
Goofy Bitch: “Mr. Dole? We have to know! Is it boxers or briefs?”
Bob Dole: “Depends.”
didn’t you say that already before, Fred? you’re so … PREDICTABLE! Or out of inspiration..
Wow, Brit! You seem to know more of my writing than I do. Got the hots for me, don’t ya? You wanna sit in my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas?
Straight teeth…and a razor.
I got a razor. You want me to shave your kitty, Brit?
what’s wrong with the dog?
Too much dairy in his diet.