That’s one of the best teabagging of my year.
Pfft. His sack only looks big because his legs are so skinny.
I’m detecting a green monster.
…. I resent that.
Keep your eye on the ball.
If you had only stuck your tongue out he might of loosened his hold on you there. Then you could’ve got a hold on him. The oralfix hold.
@ChienSale. you would do anything to get some Cock in you face….. Ask Papa Smurf, his little blue cock just return from FRED ass……. Look at FRED Smiling ……… FRED just made $5.00
Can we say… “Mr. Auto-Fellatio”? – Definition: Lucky bastard who probably gets the best BJ’s ever without ever having to be denied!!!
Understand I do not.
Your eyes played some malicious trick to you, there is not one but two guys on this picture. *flies away farting*
Lol, I like that^ Let’s start doing that more often.
*Gets pants pulled down and shoved down stairs*
*Gets caught masturbating- Finishes*
I think you heard me.
*drinks a grape soda*
Don’t you hate it when the bubbles go up your nose?
*stands there shifty eyed*
*pulls live bass out of back pocket*
Okay, let me try.
I’m the smartest one here.
*Injects penis with the 13th injection of silicone today*
How was that?
*whips huge black Dildo from behind back*
Kelta? Haven’t seen her…
*kicks large duffle bag several times*
Fred, that was okay, but it’s supposed to be something you don’t do in real life.
*wipes butt, flushes toilet, washes hands*
*puts away chloroform *
Oh! I get it!
*thinks about the universe and stuff*
That might the hardest anyone seen you contemplated anything…
*walks under Gren*
Oh BTW the Baddest Bitch is Gren.
*lubes hat *
I’m here finally.
*Swabs a knob*
Well, hell, I’m just learning this game, okay?
*shakes badly deformed rattling penis, tugs on protruding fishing lines, takes another bite of roadkill sandwich*
Foreign chicks are always fun because they don’t get all the sexual innuendos until it’s too late.
*opens can of Smurf Repellent*
Tell me something new, Smurfy.
*Pisses on the smurf, laughing hysterically*
Mmmm What is that delightful scent? Ode de Anal?
*gets ropes ready*
That may be true, but I for one, see dicks everywhere and sexual contents in every sentence, so…
Remember guys, this is pure fantasy.
*gets phone call from friend*
I have friends!
*snickers about being the lying liar he is*
That was What my ex-wife said too…. And then she hopped on her broom.
*takes camera out and takes pic of dysfunctional family*
Wow wow wow hold this thought. Is it a double-lying game now? By saying between the ** that you’re a liar, you’re actually saying that it’s true, because we’re supposed to lie between the **… Is this the bloody Swissman that says that all Swissmen are liars?
Do the stuffed animals in your room count as friends Fred?
*Stabs eyeball with plastic spork*
It started as a game, but is now going way deeper than we had planned.
*goes back in time to prevent Lincoln’s assassination*
^The story of my sex-life.
*takes roasted cat out of the oven*
With the right people these threads can go on forever.
*Steals Freds amateur gyno kit*
Ha! Gren does get the innuendo!
*discovers Lincoln was sort of a dick and kills him on purpose*
Do go on Gren, How deep…?
* scratches itch around tail*
Only the Raggedy Ann.
*tries for the fifth time to get the tire patch to stick on the redheaded blowup doll*
I wish I could continue this, but I have better things to do.
*has better things to do*
Where’s my damned dental pick?!!
*finally gets doll blown up, feels woozy, passes out in the floor*
Again with the lying…
*Removes spork from eye socket and eats my eye*
I think I am finally alone….
*pops out from behind the couch, trips on smurf, falls into china cabinet*
*sticks Remington 1894 lever action 30-30 in mouth*
No! You’ll ruin the bluing!
*moves rifle to forehead*
Fuck bluing! Let’s nickle plate it!
*snatches up smurf; throws him in blender and pours a fifth of vodka in; makes a Blue Lagoon*
Now you’re talking!
*puts down rifle, grabs a pint glass*
fuck yeah lets drink!
*wakes up in wrong timezone*
The guy is wondering how he ended up in this position. Of all sports this has got to be the one most likely to get a ballsack to the face.
Yeah, don’t play dodgeball with Richard Simmons.
Yeah and don’t play what’s that odor with Fred.
Don’t play name that stain with Papa Smurf.
Don’t play scratch the scabs off my genital sores with Kelta.
… Fair enough. I did get carried away last time.
Don’t play name that porn by the sound only with Fred.
… SMURF DOWN, SMURF DOWN!
Don’t ask Kelta to play Tiddly Winks when she’s got the smoking-pot-silly-giggles.
Don’t let Grenouille near your cows. Or do, but make sure you have a camera handy.
Don’t ask Gren to help inseminate your cows and expect her not to drink all the expensive bull semen.
Don’t tell Papa Smurf he’s been infected with the T-virus, this should be funny.
Asssssssss assss…… ARRRRGGGGGGG!
This is going right in the yearbook XD
Some guys just have all the luck. Way to rub in my face
“DUDE, THERE IS NOTHING GAY ABOUT WRESTLING!”
it is if 2lolo is Wrestling with you right Chien sale
Every last one of you freak-o’s is an effen whack-job. Get some ANALysis, losertards.
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