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By jason in People Fail on October 13, 2012
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174 Comments : trollzone

  1. sUBHUMAN posted on October 13, 2012 at 2:52 am

    When the world is attacked by water bottles, this is the first guy I’m calling

    Reply
    • tank posted on October 13, 2012 at 3:15 am

      these are the most evil water bottles ever THEY MUST BE DESTROYED

    • FIRST posted on October 13, 2012 at 4:21 am

      i would say WIN and i am going to try this myself :D

    • FIRST posted on October 13, 2012 at 4:25 am

      MAD SKILLS BRO ! MAD SKILLS BRO ! MAD SKILLS BRO !

    • Fred posted on October 13, 2012 at 9:15 am

      Does he recycle?

    • 2lolo posted on October 13, 2012 at 11:52 am

      @FRED you’re getting better……. Next time I see you “CROSS DRESSING” walking down the street I’ll run away………

    • O_M_F_G posted on October 13, 2012 at 5:21 pm

      He looked like he was having more fun than me posting on this lame site.

    • Noorloosmodel posted on October 13, 2012 at 6:25 pm

      I would say: if the world is attacked by bottles of water, this is the first guy i would try to reach because what if the water bottles take over our satelites and so the internet and mobile network isnt working again. but yeah i would definitely try to contact him

    • Fred posted on October 13, 2012 at 7:39 pm

      its like this guy thinks we should be impressed because he can cut plastic with steal

    • Fred posted on October 13, 2012 at 9:06 pm

      He should join Doraleous and Associates.

    • Kill em All posted on October 14, 2012 at 12:48 am

      Actually, he’s pretty good

  2. mike posted on October 13, 2012 at 2:52 am

    waterboy , with waterhead

    Reply
  3. vic posted on October 13, 2012 at 2:58 am

    Yep, practing for his attack on a school or movie theater.

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    • Not a asshole posted on October 13, 2012 at 10:21 am

      Douche bag

    • Jonesy posted on October 13, 2012 at 1:26 pm

      Hey asshole, the correct term is “AN asshole”, not “A asshole”, asshole.

    • mike posted on October 13, 2012 at 6:28 pm

      true that!

  4. Rob posted on October 13, 2012 at 3:02 am

    Several times when he puts the sword away, he comes SO close to cutting his left man boob.

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    • emma lucas posted on October 13, 2012 at 10:08 pm

      looooooooooooooooooooooool

  5. Gideo posted on October 13, 2012 at 3:18 am

    Wonder what he told his mom when she asked where all her bottled water went.

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    • Wreck it Ralph posted on October 13, 2012 at 3:34 am

      He drank them, can’t you tell by all that “water” weight?

  6. joe posted on October 13, 2012 at 3:24 am

    Could someone just slap him?

    Reply
  7. Wreck it Ralph posted on October 13, 2012 at 3:33 am

    The fat and the furious

    Reply
  8. Ingemar Skelander posted on October 13, 2012 at 3:51 am

    I thought he was pretty good actually. I couldn’t cut the bottlecaps like that. Is it a fail, just because he’s fat?

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    • Dodge posted on October 13, 2012 at 1:55 pm

      That’s kind of what I was wondering too, I thought it was a win! I’d like to see other people try and do that without hurting themselves. The katana on the Giant water jug was the best.

    • RippyMcSlams posted on October 13, 2012 at 7:56 pm

      well see the crazy thing about real swords, as opposed to shoddy display swords that most people that have swords have, is they are incredibly sharp and any idiot can cut through little things like that effortlessly. I don’t know how you think it takes any kind of skill to swing your arms horizontally. it’s like playing tee ball with a 1 foot tall ball. there’s something pretty wrong with you if you can somehow fuck that up.

      do you think he’s somehow being really accurate? is that it? because he only seems to actually hit the bottlecaps on about 4 of the 80 bottles.

      you’re just some incredibly easily impressed people I guess.

  9. Heyseus posted on October 13, 2012 at 3:54 am

    Fuck, Tom Cruise gained a lot of weight. Inb4 comment about 2lolo and/or his/her mom.

    Reply
  10. iamnotgod posted on October 13, 2012 at 5:16 am

    That actually looks fun

    Reply
  11. simofrizz4345 posted on October 13, 2012 at 5:18 am

    still a better ninja story than naruto

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    • lekker kaas posted on October 13, 2012 at 9:51 am

      coz thats a show for kids?

    • simofrizz4345 posted on October 13, 2012 at 10:09 am

      actually it is followed by millions of people worldwide …and that makes me sad

  12. Echelon posted on October 13, 2012 at 5:42 am

    Et le gaspillage de l’eau quoi…

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    • Tetess posted on October 13, 2012 at 8:46 pm

      C’est marrant ça, y’a une communauté de français même ici. Z’avez raison, conquérons le monde !

  13. Ninja posted on October 13, 2012 at 7:38 am

    Haha, I don’t think its a fail… just because he’s chubby? His moves are cool! WIN!

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    • Grenouille posted on October 13, 2012 at 5:13 pm

      Yeah, that’s some real good anime moves.

    • RippyMcSlams posted on October 13, 2012 at 7:58 pm

      you do know everyone can move their arms in that direction, right?

  14. Goofy59 posted on October 13, 2012 at 8:11 am

    he has all the grace and skill of a bull in a chins shop. what a freakin’ fool!!!!!

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  15. oldlazybones posted on October 13, 2012 at 9:34 am

    He’s an idiot for flailing around with those swords, probably had them laser sharpened, especially to slice through those light water bottles.

    Love how he tucks them into the scabbard all soaked with water and oil from his skin.

    Fucking retard.

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    • Fred posted on October 13, 2012 at 10:00 am

      He was so fast he didn’t get any water on them. He’s a pro, bro.

  16. TJ posted on October 13, 2012 at 9:58 am

    That is actually some pretty sharp swords. It’s only a matter of time before he hurts himself.

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    • Fred posted on October 13, 2012 at 10:16 am

      He’ll probably hurt himself with a Q-tip just as quick.

  17. BamaTroll posted on October 13, 2012 at 10:01 am

    *FOREVER ALONE*

    Reply
  18. Tosser posted on October 13, 2012 at 10:04 am

    The first rule is Cardio and he clearly missed that one of the list.

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    • mfrias posted on October 13, 2012 at 4:38 pm

      That was good! Yet he did use the double tap with several of the bottles! I still think this is total win!

  19. JimsHappyPlace posted on October 13, 2012 at 10:07 am

    He more than likely still lives with his mom.

    Reply
  20. Ballhugger posted on October 13, 2012 at 10:25 am

    grow up fatty.

    Reply
  21. gezzuzz posted on October 13, 2012 at 10:46 am

    i found that fairly entertaining..

    Reply
  22. jimmy posted on October 13, 2012 at 11:12 am

    was that 2lolo ?

    Reply
  23. dave posted on October 13, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Mad skillz bro. Haters will hate.

    Reply
  24. sal posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    I bet his mum filmed this for him. I also love how many outfits he has, showing how many days were invested in this.

    Reply
  25. Love2Lol posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    Im thirsty

    Reply
  26. Methos posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    I was half expecting an XBox 360 to to be the last thing chopped in half.

    Reply
  27. Laughing_Man posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    This is why I don’t advertise that I’ve practiced kendo and competed on the varsity fencing team at my university. Stupid wannabe losers, looking all terrible and all.

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    • Wreck it Ralph posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:37 pm

      Yes considering your all “pro” just little the great flubbery ninja above.

    • Laughing_Man posted on October 13, 2012 at 11:43 pm

      Not “pro” at all, just modest and know my limits. Fatty comments and stereotypes aside, this is just some idiot who’s seen too many movies and anime, watched a bunch of kids smacking water bottles with swords on youtube, and proceeded do the same thing too. Worst of all, he thinks he looks bad-ass and a lot of like-minded people will think he has great skill too (as some of the comments have already shown).

    • RippyMcSlams posted on October 14, 2012 at 12:13 am

      yes and I believe the scientific term for them is “neckbeard”.

  28. Yomama posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    The real american ninja! That guy is amazing!

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  29. WTF posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    I bet this kid could kick all your asses…

    Reply
    • Fred posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:51 pm

      Just don’t tell him where I live, okay?

    • RippyMcSlams posted on October 13, 2012 at 7:59 pm

      yeah because he’s clearly in such great shape.

  30. Blue1190 posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    He must really hate plastic…

    Reply
  31. zizco5 posted on October 13, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    FOR EVER:ALONE
    FAT
    VIRGIN
    TROLO
    NOOB
    NEVER GET ANYTHING IN LIFE.

    Reply
  32. Dan posted on October 13, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    I wonder what he is better at, beating up water bottles or tearing through a box of Twinkies?

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  33. Dan posted on October 13, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    I alos noticed he seemed to get fatter after every 20 bottles or so.

    Reply
  34. Cat posted on October 13, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    Why does he hate water so much?

    Reply
  35. Klumps o plenty posted on October 13, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    the best was the count.. 12.1, 12.2, 12.3… hahaha i almost shat myself

    Reply
  36. Uncut4Life posted on October 13, 2012 at 1:46 pm

    STOP KILLING WATER!!!WE NEED IT!!!

    Reply
  37. mj posted on October 13, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    you guys are gay, this dude is practicing. I don’t see why this is a fail.

    Reply
    • RippyMcSlams posted on October 13, 2012 at 8:01 pm

      practicing for what? the impressing dimwitted chubby chasers competition?

  38. poopr posted on October 13, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Man, I’m there was a deposit on some of those – fuckin waste of money! Or are there no container deposits on plastic bottles in the US?

    Reply
    • poopr posted on October 13, 2012 at 5:39 pm

      Man, I’m sure I wrote “I’m sure”… yet I didn’t …

    • Jonesy posted on October 13, 2012 at 6:06 pm

      Only on carbonated beverages, and only in certain states.

  39. SickODaniel posted on October 13, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    what an ignorant fat
    no wonder why they dont have friends

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    • anny- namous posted on October 13, 2012 at 11:09 pm

      what a terrible thought. the sole reason people bully is because putting someone else down makes them feel better about themselves…so, what are you trying to hide?

    • Laughing_Man posted on October 13, 2012 at 11:48 pm

      People post videos of this nature in an attempt to look skilled and bad-ass, no? Well following that cliched argument of yours, wouldn’t that mean there isn’t actually anything impressive about him at all? ^.^

  40. Jonesy posted on October 13, 2012 at 5:07 pm

    He hates beverages because beverages aren’t food.

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  41. serious? posted on October 13, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    He should have a fat ninja show down with ChumLee!@

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  42. Sad posted on October 13, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    this is fucked up because the guy is actually not bad, it just that because he is fat he cant be accepted?? this is what america has turned to congrats guys congrats. I give you support ninja man.

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    • RippyMcSlams posted on October 14, 2012 at 10:49 am

      so you’re also a fat idiot, is what you’re saying.

    • Sad posted on October 15, 2012 at 6:08 pm

      if being 6’1″ and 165 is fat? fucking idiot. internet thug.

  43. Funquard Ebinses posted on October 13, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Is it only a fail cause he is fat? The owners of this website are fat. The commenters are fat. why the fat hate? Withut fat people the world would have too much food and not enough poop.

    Reply
  44. XIII66 posted on October 13, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    Jesus… Jon Snow let himself go a bit.

    Reply
  45. Boris posted on October 13, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    I couldn’t help noticed how the only two bottles of soda that he destroied with his sword were DIET coke

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    • anny- namous posted on October 13, 2012 at 11:08 pm

      the sole reason people bully is because putting someone else down makes them feel better about themselves…so, what are you trying to hide?

  46. anny- namous posted on October 13, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    first of all this needs to be changed to a EPIC WIN. Secondly, stop being bullies. You think this kid needs you to make fun of him? the sole reason people bully is because putting someone else down makes them feel better about themselves…so, what are you trying to hide?

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    • Jonesy posted on October 13, 2012 at 11:41 pm

      My small penis and bacne, mostly.

    • Wreck it Ralph posted on October 14, 2012 at 1:07 am

      My huge hands and cock, mismatched with abnormality short legs… Which makes my dick look even bigger. You know now that I can see it, it don’t look that bad on written down. Thank you Anne.

    • Fred posted on October 15, 2012 at 11:06 am

      A corpse that’s been in my trunk for a month.

  47. Erratica posted on October 13, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    He’s all like… THIS ISN’T COCA-COLA!!!

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  48. Alph posted on October 14, 2012 at 12:13 am

    As dumb as this was, he actually seem to improve and the knives he is using are pretty freaking sharp.

    Reply
  49. Tryndamere posted on October 14, 2012 at 1:37 am

    Imagine all the kids he could have saved in Africa with all of those wasted water bottles.

    Reply
  50. guttermouth posted on October 14, 2012 at 1:41 am

    he is practicing slicing up people who make fun of him so you better watch out.

    Reply

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