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Religious answer on a science question? What kind of teachers are teaching these days…
god gave us science
Man gave us a fairy tale about god
fucking truth!
why even have a science class? just answer everything with: “god did it” class dismissed
Seriously? The correct answer is God? What the fuck happened to the separation of the church and state? Children need to learn about the big bang as well! Dumb ass fucking bible hugging shit teacher.
Ever heard of private Christian schools?
The statement said “Circle THE MOST CORRECT answer”! The most correct answer doesn’t mean it’s already true. According to poeple belief i think it’s a good answer. I agree with you too because such a question has nothing to do in a school test…
Ever heard of those so-called “creationist” idiots continuously gaining influence in the US?
I’m Muslim, but you don’t teach religion in school. I would call the principal.
It’s a Christian school. In the middle east they teach the quran in public schools and no one says anything.
there are a muslim and a jew in a catholic school.
One day the teacher says: childrens, i´ll give a bag of candy to whoever tells me who was the most important man in history.
the muslim raises his hand and tells: “Muhammad”
The teacher sweetly answers: “No, Jamal, close but not exact”
The jew raises his hand and tells: “Jesus”
The teacher congratulates with him and gives the bag of candy.
After school the muslim says to the jew: “I was expecting you to answer Ibrahim…”
The jew says: “Abraham is Abraham, businnes is businnes.”
Good joke but it’s actually Moses.
And thats the reason they are fighting today.
They’re*
There is insufficient evidence to support this claim. Any minimally educated entry level scientist would be able to tell you that. Time to revoke a teaching license.
I’m pretty sure this is a catholic school. I went to one for 12 years and saw questions like this a lot. I am now an atheist.
Too bad many theoretical physicists are spiritual. Michio Kaku and Albert Einstein believe in a God.
Yeah isn’t it illegal to put anything involving religion into school tests and assignments?
Not at a catholic school dingus.
my guess is the is from a catholic or another religious school.
I believe in God but I find this wrong. School is supposed to teach you about the science version of how the world came to be.
There is no ‘science version.’ There is the current state of scientific understanding, and the tripe taught in churches as absolute fact.
Not illegal if it’s a private school….
It’s bullshit because if it was a religious school, they wouldn’t believe in the dinosaurs or any of the geologic timeframes mentioned and the Earth would only be around 4,000 years old.
And no regular school would have the God question. This is just a made up thing designed to get religious and secular people at each others throats.
that’s not how it works. I am by no means defending religion of any kind, but “religious” does not equal creationist, which is the belief system you are describing.
Actually Christians believe the earth is 10k years old
This girl is the same as my daughter. She can see through all the brain washing bollocks!!
So she wouldn’t vote?
Did anyone think that this may be a test from a Christian School?
Did anyone ever care or realize that the parent is way off? She’s obviously taking a GEOLOGY test, not geography. Durrr.
Thank you, I didn’t want to point out that one.
Obviously this is a Christian/Catholic school. Calm down everyone. And no, it’s not “ILLEGAL”.
So what kind of school was this? And why is she being sent there?
OMG IT’S A CATHOLIC SCHOOL! EVERYONE CALM DOWN!
aNon, was this at a Catholic School or something?
Ximenez, I’m starting to think it’s a Catholic School.
I was just going to say this is probably a religious school.
Obviously this is a private school. but if this parent knows that this is bull why are they sending their daughter there?
If their school system is anything like Cleveland Ohio it would be so there kid would actually learn something or maybe the parents believe and the kid knows it bull shit
Not everyone who goes to catholic schools are actually religious. A friend of mine went to one because her parents just didn’t want them in public schools…until they realized there were more drugs and violence at the religious school.
only in america
I think the answer is Zeus. ¿Why can not be Zeus? Zeus is a God, too.
And Yes… Only in america. The scary is that these people can be the finger in the button of nuclear arms… Please, normal people of america, dont allow they be the power!!!
(Sorry my poor english)
If my kid brought home a test like that and it was marked wrong for the answer this girl put i would flip shit private school or not there is no proof god is real but we do have evidence of the big bang even if it isn’t complete
And you would look like a complete idiot for sending your child to a private Christian school and then complaining that they teach God-stuff for some bizarre reason.
There is evidence on both sides. creation and evolution. I suggest that all of you who believe otherwise read “The Evolution handbook.” by Vance Ferrell. It includes thousands of scientific “facts” about creation.
Even if it is a private school, they should be teaching that in religious studies not geography. Also, I would question the mother for sending her daughter there.
Each and every one of you is an idiot. Take another look, a close look, at that picture. Obvious fake is obvious, and you’re a pack of fools for falling for it.
People always say “obviously fake, idiots”, but then they can’t point out the “obviously fake” part.
and he never will, because by now he’ll probably have noticed that this paper isn’t lying perfectly flat on a table, but is being held up in the air by that hand that you can see part of and that the text not being perfectly horizontally aligned is just from the paper bending and that he just made a total ass of himself for no good reason and is going to go cry in the tub and slit his wrists in shame over the whole sordid affair. at least that’s what I’d like to believe.
The signs were all there. His delicate and ethereal attempts to push us away. I know deep down inside he didn’t take us for idiots, yet he took our omnipresence as a heavy burden on his shoulders. He just didn’t want to hurt anymore. SomeGuy just needed someone to love him. I just poured out a little liquor for my dawg Someguy… into a cup with some sprite. You’ll be missed.
R.I.P.
WRONG! The earth was created by the spaghetti monster.
First of all that’s a SCHOOL FAIL. Geez, what a bunch of stupid fucktards.
She is wrong. The correct answer is D) Aliens.
They don’t teach the X-Files at that school.
thats 2lolo’s sister she might not be book smart but she sure as hell can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose
haha
WIN!!! So much win!
I went to a catholic school for 12 years (I am now an atheist) and legally they are supposed to teach creation AND evolution. So, no this isn’t illegal. but it’s bullshit she got marked wrong for it. In a catholic school (at least the one I went to) both answers are right.
god creates man
man destroys god
man creates religion and science
Religion destroys man
science destroys religion
how did man destroy god?
Have you not read your Niezsche properly, Mr. Beaver?
i wonder if this test is for real .. i mean ..err.. 21st century? .. even hitler was not using so strong/good brainwashing methods as “these guys” ..
the question before asks how old earth is some billion years old, next question doesnt include any of the accepted theories about how the earth was created other than god and aliens
Nothing here is saying God is the right answer. It’s clearly aliens. The Earth was created by the Magratheans and designed by the alien computer Deep Thought.
God would cry for this question, he loves science!
btw. a) b) is (means) actually c), at least by definition .. so many gods around these days, hard to pick one ..
lol@ “omg wtf church state, THIS HAS TO BE A PUBLIC SCHOOL, BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY KIND OF SCHOOL” morons
Pretty sure it was a Geology test
It’s hilarious how many people hate on religion in general.
People will believe in science and it’s “theories”.
People will believe in religion and it’s “beliefs”.
Neither can be proven beyond a shadow a of a doubt – both require faith.
What or Who is your God now?
that question shouldn’t be on their test anyways because the only logical answer was god but he cant force her religion. sooo…. i say teacher fail.
To everyone assuming it was a christian school, the test would be flawed either way.
The first answer was marked as correct with 4.6 billion years, according to the christian bible, the earth is only a little over 5000 years old.
also, and don’t take this as me defending the bible because I’m not, the bible never says that.
creationists believe that Earth is 5000-6000 years old because they came up with that number by tracing the supposed lineage of Jesus, but the bible (and by extension the “normal” christians) never actually says anything about the age of the Earth.
minus another 10 points for you Timmy.
Her answer is also wrong. Correct answer would be “gravity”.
@Esko:
Correct answer to what? I didn’t see any question in the image that would have that answer. All 3 of the questions were answered correctly.
hint: the question was what created Earth, not what created the universe.
@Rippy:
The answer is the same regardless, Gravity didn’t create earth, Gravity doesn’t exist in space. Its a factor of planetary rotation that started after the earth was formed.
Except gravity DOES exist in space. Why do you think the planets orbit the sun rather than shooting off into oblivion?
so you think the Earth just appeared as a fully formed planet after the big bang or what, Mike? feel free to figure out the reply button before diving into this one before this gets even more needlessly complicated.
NO WAY MAN GRAVITY IS CAUSED BY ROTATION I LEARNED THAT FROM ARMAGEDDON STARRING BRUCE WILLIS YOU FUCKER
The ONLY time Bruce Willis has ever been wrong was when he thought he was wrong about something.
@Dudebro:
That it caused by the orbit of the suns gravity, Gravity requires a celestial mass to exist, it doesn’t just exist throughout space.
@Rippy:
The big bang was an explosion, Explotions produce an outward blast of energy which propells everything around it, without gravity to slow down and eventually stop things they continue to move in the set directtion until colliding with other objects and form new masses (hint, Earth) Look it up if you need to. You could also try going back to grade 5 to learn basic physics.
@dumbfuck who can’t figure out the complicated reply button system.
bwahaha. your little story about a big explosion shooting space rocks (where did the exploding rocks come from by the way since there wasn’t a universe a minute ago derp?) around like pool balls is so cute. but, no really, you really need to take your own advice right now and look this stuff up because you are embarrassingly confused about how this works. seriously stop talking and go look.
you also might want to consider not misspelling every other word before trying to insult someone’s intelligence.
The Universe is expanding, gravity is not slowing down the Universe. All matter on Earth was actually created from stardust that was a byproduct of supernovas.
Thanks for the nice advice dipshit, i can figure out the reply button just fine, i simply choose not to use it.
Sry about the bad spelling on a couple words, i noticed it right after posting. Was typing fast trying to multitask.
Never mentioned anything about pool balls. The closest thing to a pool ball around here is the Q-ball the keeps replying to me with bad info.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_relativity
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_bang
If you read the link on the Big bang you will find the information relating to your question about what was there before. It was a single large mass. (What do you think caused the explosion if nothing was there prior dipshit)
P.S for the record, i have an IQ of 140. You probably have no idea what that means so i’ll happily provide a link for that also.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_quotient
ding! Ximinez wins the cookie.
Thank goodness one little girl is smart enough not to be fooled by stupid trick questions. If God was truly the omniscient being Christian’s claim, there wouldn’t be nearly as many plot holes in the Bible.
Lol the Big Bang Theory didnt create Earth. It created the Milky Way Galaxy. Religiously, God created Earth. Scientifically, Earth was created naturally by asteroids spinning at a high speed, which became a lava planet. Eventually the lava cooled down and oxygen was created with the gas in the air. And the obvious, this process took billions of years.