2lolo getting ready for a blumkin
What’s a blumkin?
When you get a blow job and are taking a dump at the same time.
Lmao that’s fucked. Does the person giving the blow job take a shit as well?
JIMMY does……. JIMMY gives blow jobs any time and place……. JIMMY will lick your ass as you Shit…… Ask FRED….
Fred does jimmy lick your ass as you shit?
So the new way to wear your toque is to put it all the way on the back of your head so it looks like your face is being squeezed out of a tube? I want to put this douche in a headlock and knuckle his scalp till he pukes mountain dew all over his hipster pants.
For non-Canadians: a toque is a knit cap/beanie
I lived in Canada for a year, mostly in Van. It was awesome
Living in a van is awesome? Did you also live down by the river?
I live in fucking Winnipeg. FUCKING WINNIPEG!!!
Fucking Win-a-peg. Gotchya.
The greatest risk I face is Poutine Poisoning. You know they have a place up here that has poutine with pulled pork, bacon AND pork sausage?
Yeah, but don’t you really get poisoned from the cheese on it?
Yeah. And the gravy.
Well, if you’re gonna be all hypochondriac about it, then why eat it?
Cause it’s cheaper than beer or hookers.
Hmm. You must have higher quality beer and hookers than I have here.
Ah Im from Brandon and as a reply to Fred, yes if you havent tried our beer it is, as I have heard, indeed quite a higher quality than the US beer. Booze on the other hand is just more expensive. Although can’t vouch for the hookers myself, as a Canadian I am obligated to assume they are of a finer quality as well
Yeah, Lil, if anyone in Uhmerica goes out of country for awhile and gets used to it abit they’ll find that beer and, from my experience, coffee too is better outside the Uh.S. Our coffee is picked green and then burned into charcoal before it gets to us.
unfortunately that is American “style”
Fag plus Queer Squared times Gay divided by homo = This photo
Don’t forget the exponent of googleplex.
That looks like a restroom reserved for single use, meaning one person at a time. There are two guys in there at once! IDK why genius didn’t look at the picture before posting it!!