i cant imagine what could possibly be the other side …
That is what you just walk up to her and stick your boner in the crack. mmm muffins
couldnt get any worse
Whould love to try and stick a coin in that “crack” and watch her do the barney dance for me. xD
oh shit please no
BBandBracelets Your ASS CRACK is showing….
Show us some more, BB! Let’s see some pink!
Ponytails, t-shirts, and low-rise jeans are the brand for unclean little girls.
“The front view is even better”… For her own good, i hope so… ‘-’
Shouldn’t… Stick… My finger in it… But it’s so tempting…
I once convinced a girl to stick a cocktail straw in a guy’s buttcrack who was leaning up to the bar, sans underwear, with his ass right next to our table at eye level- which prompted him to grab her by the throat and proceed to get his ass kicked by every other guy at the bar. Ah, good times.
Did she had a chance to get a sip?
I used to do stuff like this when I was conviced I could get out of all situations with my pretty face. Life proved me wrong, and now I just fantasize about it. Out loud.
No butt-sip, no. She turned out to be the owner of the bar too, which I thought was extra hilarious.
And I’m glad to hear it. Far too many chicks out there getting away with murder cause they’re “cute”. My girlfriend called someone an asshole once and I got punched for it. Yay.