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About time we had a parkour video with some facts about the aftermath! Best fail I’ve seen in ages!!
did he died? oh and FIRST TO SAY FIRST F*CKDFCUJERRRSS
Didn’t seem THAT serious… I was expecting some broken bones and knocked out teeth, but THIS… Pretty bad.
you sick
who knew jumping off the roof of a multi-story building could be so harmful?
worth it!
Totally, he’s now a legend among 10 year old male gymnasts!
Another one needing guvment assistance.
This guy’s a socialist. His government actually cares about his well-being.
Ah, bunch of bollocks. I’ve lost count how many times I received some GHASTLY injuries from doing sports – of course not in EVERY case requiring immediate medical attendance, but bloody painful stuff nevertheless – and yet still: Here I am. No government money wasted on me.
Well, on the other hand: I haven’t as yet been stupid enough to jump off a multi-story building and expecting to safely land on a roof across a six-yard gap…
…And just because your gums bleed when you brush your teeth doesn’t put you in a daredevil status either.
EPIC FAIL
i bet he will be feeling that for a while huh
Someone hand this man a Darwin Award.
Hurting yourself does not get you a Darwin Award.
Well, as he hasn’t succeeded in KILLING himself and is most likely still able to procreate… no Darwin Award for this fella…
Anyone who has ever sustained that type of injury can say definitively that Robert will not make a full recovery. Things are never quite the same when they have to screw and plate you back together.
We have the technology… but we don’t want to spend a lot of money.
That was insane. Even if he made the jump he could have been injured or gone through the roof! Looked really high to me.
Attention young people…YOU ARE NOT INDESTRUCTIBLE.
And I came here thinking I was Unbreakable…
Good point Carrie. Hey unbreakable, you’re an idiot
that pretty much sums up parkour entirely
@Jonesy; Yes, it does…
Really? Then perhaps you don’t understand the principles of natural selection.
Taken from the official website of the Darwin Awards:
Rules
So how are the Darwin Awards actually determined?
Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:
Reproduction
Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
Excellence
Astounding misapplication of judgment.
Self-Selection
Cause one’s own demise.
Maturity
Capable of sound judgment.
Veracity
The event must be true.
It goes on to say the following:
The prime tenet of the Darwin Awards is that we are celebrating the self-removal of incompetent genetic material from the human race. Therefore, the potential winner must be deceased, or at least incapable of reproducing. The traditional method is death. However, an occasional rebel opts for sterilization, which allows her more time to enjoy the dubious notoriety of winning a Darwin Award.
what if you’re HURTED TO DEATH?
What if you died while self-fellating, then leaked a mouthful of your own semen onto the crotch of a first responder and she became pregnant?
DISQUALIFIED!
Wow! I thought the Darwin Awards was just a hoax. Where do I send my check for support of this honorable establishment?
This doesnt belong to Epic fail!
nothing on here belongs to them…
look legit at first….but at the end ur like…aw man…ouch
lollll
Not funny, it’s sad. Probabily he is dead.
Why would you jump off of a perfectly good building? Was his angry ex-boyfriend chasing him? Parkour is kinda gay…
@Jonesy; You mad, bro?
Never a fail when Tech N9ne’s music is involved.
oh face plant
Anyone know the name of that song?
ninja warrior fail
where can I get the video, its nice.
yall are some idiots, he did not die and the only reason he failed was because the ground and rail were wet. he also almost made it by making the most out of the circumstanes (by flipping) major kudos to his Ukemi skills. stop hating him because he’s more talented than you, all of you would have just killed yourself before takeoff.