Fucking stupid christians. I wish religion would disappear and human would start focusing strictly on science and things that are proven facts.
And I’m sure a lot of stupid dumb cunt christians are going to bitch that not all science is fact…yet and blah blah blah bullshit.
There are good and bad things that come from both science and religion. If anything, we should only focus on keeping to ourselves and not abusing our right to be heard. Humans have stopped thinking for themselves and started regurgitating everything they hear. We all need to shut up for a while and think, what the fuck are we doing?
Science is a relative ‘fact’ based on the accumulated knowledge of the people that use it. Specifically speaking, science is only a means of applying rules, formulas and limited situational predictability in an effort for human understanding. Math and Science are man made systems used to explain things we do not fully understand. Religion is more or less a crutch that stupid people lean on as an excuse for their inability to explain and understand the world around them.
@dudebro: science is our interpretation of tests and numbers based on physical properties. It is limited by both our understanding and our theories. Most of science is still based on theories. While science is grounded by testable explanations, it is very limited by our comprehension.
Religion is a convoluted explanation of how and why we are. There are extreme and passive religions. Science could easily fall into the religion funnel, and by the way you praise it, you would be considered an extremist.
“Since you christians hate and want homosexuals to disappear i’m going to hate you and want you to disappear because i’m so tolerant! yeah! tolerance! I hate christians! everyone for tolerance! yeah! F you christians! Tolerance rules!”
you say that like doing it for free is better. think about it. your religion is such a joke that I don’t even have to be paid to mock it. feel better yet?
I’m not convinced that there is a god but that doesn’t prove anything other than that people are gullible. Proof that there isn’t a god? Not even close.
You’re saying that ~because people believed in a fake god, no such thing can exist~ and claim that irony is a valid form of evidence… You sir are not smrt.
Someone needs to go read his philosophy books, grasp the stick firmly and pull it out of his ass. No one here gives a fuck about Socrates and his philosophy arguments.
What part of Epic Fail provoked you to come and argue philosophy? No one can argue philosopy and win. That’s why fuckwits like to argue it.
The best way to argue philosophy is to out volume your opponent in this new world order…or out bullshit. Get with the program.
Trying to make other people feel stupid makes him feel better about himself Fred, don’t ruin this for him. I applaud his perseverance, even if I couldn’t possibly give a shit less what he thinks/says. It’s epicfail, we have to take the good with the bad.
Yeah, well, I’ve tried to have a little conversation with him and he always looks down that huge snout of his and pulls that “My brain is more huger than yours” shit. He needs to get the fucking Junebug out of his fucking ass or suffer the fucking consequences.
I mean, really. Ask 2lolo how much he gives a fuck about SMRT’s intellect.
In all seriousness, I’m just trolling because I’m bored. Fred, 2lolo… You guys have been on here for a year strait… You would think you could handle a good trolling through the mud.
we have had fundamentalist Christians in the White House. Fundamentalist Christians who believe the Bible is the exact word of God, including that wacky fire and brimstone Revelations ending, have had their finger on the fucking button for 12 years. “Tell me when Lord, tell me when. Let me be your servant Lord.”
It’s been a while since some Jehovah’s witnesses came to ssee me. I miss them. And I miss my favourite prank “Already a believer. I am a Jenova’s witness.”
hallelujah
American schmuck
Seems redundant. That’s like saying European trash or African criminal.
:APPLAUD: great comeback @Dudebro.
WTF?
exactly my thoughts! WTF?
so how does it end…
The preacher forces the evil spirit to come out, then the preacher comes out and everybody sucks dicks like they were Islamic.
Too funny, haha!! GENIUS!
Fucking stupid christians. I wish religion would disappear and human would start focusing strictly on science and things that are proven facts.
And I’m sure a lot of stupid dumb cunt christians are going to bitch that not all science is fact…yet and blah blah blah bullshit.
@DeadlyFoez Can Science help FRED???
There are good and bad things that come from both science and religion. If anything, we should only focus on keeping to ourselves and not abusing our right to be heard. Humans have stopped thinking for themselves and started regurgitating everything they hear. We all need to shut up for a while and think, what the fuck are we doing?
@SMRT, that’s the most down to Earth thing I’ve ever seen on EF. Congrats man.
Science is a relative ‘fact’ based on the accumulated knowledge of the people that use it. Specifically speaking, science is only a means of applying rules, formulas and limited situational predictability in an effort for human understanding. Math and Science are man made systems used to explain things we do not fully understand. Religion is more or less a crutch that stupid people lean on as an excuse for their inability to explain and understand the world around them.
You sound like an ignorant fool!
@dudebro: science is our interpretation of tests and numbers based on physical properties. It is limited by both our understanding and our theories. Most of science is still based on theories. While science is grounded by testable explanations, it is very limited by our comprehension.
Religion is a convoluted explanation of how and why we are. There are extreme and passive religions. Science could easily fall into the religion funnel, and by the way you praise it, you would be considered an extremist.
“Since you christians hate and want homosexuals to disappear i’m going to hate you and want you to disappear because i’m so tolerant! yeah! tolerance! I hate christians! everyone for tolerance! yeah! F you christians! Tolerance rules!”
I don’t tolerate gays, I accept them as they are.
You’d think a man “possessed” by a gay sex-demon would give a better performance because of his background in drama/musical theatre.
*zing*
and be better dressed
BWHAHAHAH
Nice!
LOL they have exorcisms for faggots? HAHAHAHAHAHA
this is out of control ,completely insane !
Out of control? I think it’s very well scripted.
I cannot stand it when people make a mockery of my faith for a profit
I can’t stand your faith, so we both lose.
Just kidding. It’s you that I can’t stand.
you say that like doing it for free is better. think about it. your religion is such a joke that I don’t even have to be paid to mock it. feel better yet?
That’s because you’re a brainless turd, Rippy.
Well you haven’t done anything about it except wine on the internet, so technically ALL you do is stand it. Newb.
heard in a documentary once. “I’m going to start a religion. That’s where the real money is.” Ron L. Hubbard.
Honestly. He wrote science fiction and it BECAME religion. The irony itself is proof that god doesn’t exist.
I’m not convinced that there is a god but that doesn’t prove anything other than that people are gullible. Proof that there isn’t a god? Not even close.
Wow. You’re pretty smrt.
You’re saying that ~because people believed in a fake god, no such thing can exist~ and claim that irony is a valid form of evidence… You sir are not smrt.
Someone needs to go read his philosophy books, grasp the stick firmly and pull it out of his ass. No one here gives a fuck about Socrates and his philosophy arguments.
What part of Epic Fail provoked you to come and argue philosophy? No one can argue philosopy and win. That’s why fuckwits like to argue it.
The best way to argue philosophy is to out volume your opponent in this new world order…or out bullshit. Get with the program.
Trying to make other people feel stupid makes him feel better about himself Fred, don’t ruin this for him. I applaud his perseverance, even if I couldn’t possibly give a shit less what he thinks/says. It’s epicfail, we have to take the good with the bad.
Yeah, well, I’ve tried to have a little conversation with him and he always looks down that huge snout of his and pulls that “My brain is more huger than yours” shit. He needs to get the fucking Junebug out of his fucking ass or suffer the fucking consequences.
I mean, really. Ask 2lolo how much he gives a fuck about SMRT’s intellect.
June bugs are cute. Just saying.
I think you intended to say “my brain is larger than yours.”
Quit it, BB! Your givin’ me a boner..AGAIN!
Oh! “my brain is larger than yours.” So, you’re sayin’ you speak more gooder than me, huh? Fuck off!
In all seriousness, I’m just trolling because I’m bored. Fred, 2lolo… You guys have been on here for a year strait… You would think you could handle a good trolling through the mud.
Hey! I’m sensitive, okay?
No harm done, thoe.
See, Fred? He’s smrt enough to know he’s outnumbered by idiots. And we ALWAYS get our way.
P.S. Smart people intimidate me. Pisses me off.
Meanwhile, back at the airport men’s room, the pastor or whatever he is, is getting a “helping hand” by Senator Larry Craig. Ha
I believe, amen amen amen. All hail great Zeus and Rah Conan’s awesome sounding god Grom.
See how stupid Muslims look now? Stupid Muslims.
I hate gays. I am a God fearing man of the cloth and I condemn all your souls to Hell.
Pull my finger…
we have had fundamentalist Christians in the White House. Fundamentalist Christians who believe the Bible is the exact word of God, including that wacky fire and brimstone Revelations ending, have had their finger on the fucking button for 12 years. “Tell me when Lord, tell me when. Let me be your servant Lord.”
It’s been a while since some Jehovah’s witnesses came to ssee me. I miss them. And I miss my favourite prank “Already a believer. I am a Jenova’s witness.”
Cults
0:15….”uhhhhhhhhhhh to cause abominations uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” LOL LOL DOUBLE LOL OMG LOL
If that’s what awaits us in hell we should all be very scared…..for our buttholes.
this is George Carlin’s best video!
He looks constipated throughout the beginning of the video. O.o
And its shit like this that makes me believe religions are fucking stupid
That guy walked straight out of there and sucked a dick.
it’s like jerry springer for religious people