Jeep Fail

ghattsu posted on October 27, 2012 at 2:05 pm

FIRST!

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Michael posted on October 27, 2012 at 4:12 pm
^^ … to discover that your mother and father are actually brother and sister.
Dudebro. posted on October 28, 2012 at 1:19 pm
… to roleplay as your mother for your father.
Dudebro. posted on October 28, 2012 at 1:22 pm
Fuck this, I’m just going to write a script that automatically changes “First!” comments to something self-deprecating.

Mrpretty posted on October 27, 2012 at 2:07 pm

its not a jeep…..Post Fail

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Jonesy posted on October 27, 2012 at 2:15 pm

Well for one thing, it’s a Mercedes, but other than that not too bad.

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Fred posted on October 27, 2012 at 5:20 pm
You need to shut the fuck up or SMRT will show that we’re all stupid for arguing…something. You know he likes to keep it high-brow here. No more bullshit, okay?
Jonesy posted on October 27, 2012 at 5:23 pm
While I don’t agree with his methods, I’ll defend with my life his right to be a self-righteous ass blaster with a hard-on for me.

Geez, that sounded gayer than I’d hoped.
Fred posted on October 27, 2012 at 5:44 pm
Yeah, well, I used to say the same, but I’m fucking tired of seeing these “I SUPPORT OUR TROOPS” stickers when I know the ass-hats sporting them couldn’t give a fuck less about the troops other than that one relative that they have that’s in the services.
And “rights”? What the fuck is that shit, anyways? Uhmericans love to spout out that they have them, but rarely know what the fuck they are.
Jonesy posted on October 27, 2012 at 5:55 pm
Just kidding. If he approached me with a hard-on I’d throw a hot coffee on his crotch and have his mom come pick him up from daycare.
Fred posted on October 27, 2012 at 6:10 pm
Much better. Not near as gay sounding. ^
beakt posted on October 28, 2012 at 12:16 am
It’s a Jeep-shaped Mercedes.
2lolo posted on October 28, 2012 at 4:48 pm
Chill Out FRED…… Go outside and find the first car and SUCK on the Tail Pipe… That should keep you happy for an hour or 2??????