The gods have willed it “Time to get Hammered.”
Smash it or trash it 2lolol
When you can’t lift it anymore, that means you’re not worthy of another drink.
I have one of those. The other side has a Fleshlight in it. So it’s a double win.
The perfect woman, to sum it up.
Well, it can’t make samwiches.
Come on, if it’s real love, you can live on it and fresh beer.
And it doesn’t bitch me out for letting the garbage pile up.
Fred i heard 2lolo has a Fleshlight too but he cant use it because he has no dick
You’re annoying. I’m annoying too. Let’s annoy each other. Fiercely.
More like a “Meade” opener.
That’s a fail. It’s a twist off lid.