Text book American woman, really the DEFINITION !
The funny part is this is First’s mom. 2lolo your dream dog is ready for you.
Another gem, man the hits just keep on coming. And by coming I’m sure you could insert a double entendre right in there. Sheer genius. By the way your hot pockets are done, I just heard the microwave beep.
You must be mistaken, I already ate mine. Are you sure they ain’t yours? BTW I think you need another layer of ass body spray.
Oh no he didn’t. He made a funny off of my funny. He’s the coolest. Hey Ralph did your parents have any children that lived? Dance for me some more monkey boy, I’m pretty sure you might actually entertain me yet.
I had no idea that swings comes with bean bag attachments.
Swing low, sweet chariot. Swing very low.
Will gel flow up if to pierce this blue bag?
How many swing sets does this person want to break?!?!? Although she looked a lot scrawnier and more like a man in the last pic.
I didnt even know that this was possible ….
@BBandBracelets DAMN your Big Butt ….. Wreck Ralph love to have you sit on his face….
Everything about your comment is completley accurate.
Well I can think of other places I rather have bb sit on ; -)
Oh Ralph you are the funniest. I could read your great, well thought out comments all day, douchington.
Talk dirty to me Ralph! Lol
Well come see me in the theater tonight and I will show you.
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She’s SEEEEEEEXYYYYYYYY but not as sexy as http://www.epicfail.com/2010/04/12/epic-sexy-fail-3/
looks like she has giant water balloon in her pants.