The cave is guarded by the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
“And the Lord spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. “
Rednecks, I know you typed that from memory too!
am I first
d a m n
wow, Michael Scott was right
You can’t tell me that squirrel couldn’t jump high enough to gnaw on this asshole’s balls. Why’d he just go for some lame part of the leg? Pussy squirrel I say — went for the easy chomp.
Probably on his way to the polls to vote for 0bama.
you mean in the election that ended 2 days ago?
Rodents don’t carry rabies
america makes me laugh. even the squirrels are fat! troll o lol o lol.
OMG YOU MADE FUN OF THE AMERICAS! YOU SO CRAZAY!